Scene: Oval Office
President Trump (PT): Spicer, get in here will ya? I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
Press Secretary Spicer (PSS): How can I help you Mr. President?
PT: I was just watching your presser with those news yahoos. Why didn’t you blast those imbeciles? Polite speech is wasted on these losers.
PSS: Well, Mr. President, I am trying to maintain the dignity of our offices.
PT: Under most circumstances that would make sense. But these cretins are true villains. Treating them humanely is a mistake.
PSS: But how can you be sure that that strategy won’t boomerang against us?
PT: That’s where tactics come into play.
PSS: I confess I’ll need all the help on this I can get.
PT: Relax, I’ve looked into the resources available to the White House and I’ve set up a command center for you. You’ll have about forty men on your crew. It’ll be their job to collect counter intelligence on the news rats and set up the audio-visual show.
PSS: Sir, is that even legal?
PT: Son, all it requires is enough manpower to research the earlier news reports of these blithering idiots to show just what kind of duplicitous hypocrites they really are.
PSS: But is this not excessive?
PT: That is dead wrong. Even though the main stream media is barely credible with a good percentage of the population it is a mistake to let them lie about us and our work. Now get together with your crew and start setting up the technical equipment in advance of the next press conference.
PSS: Yes Mr. President. Do you happen to have anything available on the NBC crew? They’ve been especially annoying today.
PT: Are you kidding? I’ve got a reel of them throwing softballs to Obama about Reverend Wright that will have them running for the exits.
PSS: Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of weasels.