Happy Groundhog Day! All fans of Bill Murray’s classic know that in order to escape from the Purgatory of endlessly reliving a day trapped in a boring hick town in winter you have to recognize your fatal sin and eliminate it. For the democrats the endless loop is Trump giving them another hot foot. Their sin is contempt for the average non-elite American.
Luckily for us Deplorables, they’re highly unlikely to even recognize this as a fault. They’ll continue to rage and riot and show the rest of the country how little respect they have for any of the things regular Americans want done.
So it’s been a meme for quite a while to ask yourself if you’re tired of winning yet. This is a play on a statement by Trump that his administration would be winning so much, that Americans would get tired of winning.
So every morning when I get to work, I talk to the Coffee Walk Baunch and I ask them if they’re tired of winning. They’re not.
I have a good memory of every presidential administration going back to LBJ. I can honestly say that even Reagan never produced this much glee. I am honestly glad every morning to hear what Trump has accomplished and even happier to hear which lefty loon is apoplectic about it. And like clockwork, whatever reaction they commit blows up in their faces like it was in some kind of Road Runner cartoon. Only under this administration the democrats are always the coyote.
Almost as amusing, is seeing the old guard republican pundits warily sizing up every new Trump action to see if it’s safe yet to attack it. They’ve been burned so many times doing this that they are gun shy of just jumping in and condemning him. But you can tell that they just can’t whole heartedly accept that Trump is the real deal. After all, he looks and sounds like an extra from a Seinfeld episode. How can he be smarter than them? Well, earth to pundits, he is! Supreme Court picks, wall construction, cabinet picks, immigration policy, bureaucracy reduction, environmental policy, energy policy, education policy, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check! Yep, he’s way smarter than you and he’s way more useful than you and, shock of shocks, he’s actually way more “conservative” than you.
And so I’ll bring this back around to Groundhog Day. I wouldn’t mind waking up every day and hearing that Donald Trump had shocked and offended the democrats. I would even be willing to have my alarm clock start every single day with Sonny and Cher belting out “I Got You Babe” if it meant that Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi and The New York Times and CNN were also waking up to it along with some new bit of Trump jiu-jitsu that was just for them. Because “He’s Got Them.”
But I want to get involved in it. I think Trump should contact all his campaign donors and take a poll of what new affront to democrat dignity would be especially popular with the troops. Maybe the best idea could be announced at a presidential address (or at least given a tweeted shout-out). My suggestion would be to stop all support to California until they stop violating immigration laws. This would be especially effective with respect to college money being lavished on illegal aliens. But I’m sure there are thousands of good ideas out there in the American psyche just waiting for Trump to add it to the endless winning that is our present life. Long may Ground Hog Day continue. Amen.