The Great 100th Post Contest


Greetings esteemed readers of OCF.  Well, we’re coming up to the 100th post and in honor of this momentous occasion I would like to use feedback from you the readers to decide what the 100th episode should be about.  Should President Trump fire Melania (No! Not Schmoopy!)?  Should Steve Bannon reveal that he actually is Satan?  Should the Donald order the Treasury to print up enough money to give every tax payer a billion dollars?  Should Trump name Deadpool as Secretary of Coolness?

You tell me.  Leave your suggestions as comments on this post and I’ll pick from the best ones.  The winner will be announced and can even personalize his story for all the interwebs to see.  So hurry, contest ends by Sunday February 19th 2017 at noon EST.




4 thoughts on “The Great 100th Post Contest

  • February 17, 2017 at 12:55 am

    Deploy 12 US Cobras, to patrol The Mexican Boarder day and night, with orders to shoot on sight.

  • February 17, 2017 at 9:58 am

    I’m not aware of the cruising speed of the Cobra. Are 12 enough for that length of border?

  • February 17, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    How one man, a political rookie, has taken on the Washington establishment and the Drive-by (fake news) media while simultaneously running the country. He is the tip of the spear of the great silent majority…the forgotten man. He says whatever comes to his mind. In that respect he’s our Kramer. What? You think his hands have been soaking in ivory liquid? Wait…that’s the Clintons who have a trail of dead people behind them. Trump is a deal-maker. And he made a deal with the American people to become President and drain the cesspool (not deadpool) swamp that is Washington DC. I think that perhaps it may be the best deal he’s ever struck. The deal of all deals. The press think they are winning. Winning like Charlie Sheen winning. But it is us who are really winning with a front row seat to a David vs. Goliath match. Those of us who were on the edge have gotten down on our knees and thanked God that we have access to his dementia. The 100th post, in my humble opinion, should be about this greatest deal ever. Choose a door…any door….what’s behind door number 1, 2, 3. I don’t know Monty but whatever it is is bound to be extremely entertaining. #dealmein

  • February 18, 2017 at 10:12 am

    I think you’re right. Trump is 70 years old and has enough money for himself and his family in perpetuity. He doesn’t need any more money. So the deal he made with the American people is definitely the most important to him and also us. He gets fame and glory and we get our country back (and so does his family too). Draining the swamp will be the hardest part. But even harder is keeping it drained. That job is endless. But I’ll take what I can get now. It’s worth it. And as you hinted we also get the comedy. Watching him play whack-a-mole with the keystone cops of the press has added years to my life. God bless that crazy son of a bitch.


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