White House West Wing –
President Trump (PT) – Bannon, Bannon, Steve! Get in here willya?
Steve Bannon (SB) – Right here Mr. President. How can I help you?
PT – I see a lot of headlines saying my popularity is in the 30s. Is that true?
SB – Probably more like low 40s but it has dropped a little since the Obamacare debacle. I’d say there’s nothing to worry about. The Gorsuch approval will give you a nice bump and the Rice Spying reveal should also get you some points.
PT – Well, I guess that’s all true but I want to get things moving again. We need to produce some excitement around here. People want to see action.
SB – Okay, do you have anything particular in mind?
PT – Yes, I do. You know how we have been touting all these jobs that Ford and Carrier and Walmart are opening up? Well, it’s time to roll out a program to get existing small businesses to expand. We need to put something in place to bust us out of the doldrums.
SB – Well, we’re already working on fixing the tax code to eliminate the problems slowing down small business growth.
PT – That’s slow motion progress. I need an explosion of growth. We need something to start a fire. What about a tax holiday for any business with sales less than hundred million dollars? Let’s say for the next four years.
SB – That should make you real popular around the next election.
PT – Yeah sure, but more important, it will get things moving. It’ll get people working. And it’ll benefit regular people instead of those global corporations that don’t actually like this country. Any time I can give those bums a thumb in the eye I will.
SB – Hmm. That’s pretty good. But what happens when this holiday ends? Won’t they shed those jobs?
PT – Not likely. They’ll be making money and they will want to make more. Plus by then you slow pokes will have jiggered the tax code to make business more fair to the little guys right?
SB – Absolutely Mr. President.. Mike Pence is working with Ryan and McConnell to push it through.
PT – Oh Good Lord! We better get this tax holiday pushed through as soon as possible. The way those guys get things done, my job rating will be a negative number before they start the reconciliation.
SB – I’ll put a team together to get it going. Wouldn’t it be a good idea if you were the salesman behind this idea? You can be quite persuasive.
PT – Sure I’ll start the ball rolling but my idea is that we find about a hundred small companies that are ready to expand if the right business climate existed. We showcase these American businesses and point to the areas around them that would benefit from these new jobs. If you can find stuff in the Rust Belt and the inner cities, so much the better.
SB – That’s pretty good.
PT – Yeah well we’ve got an advantage we aren’t from DC so we still know where money actually comes from. And I don’t mean the Treasury.