I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few public officials.
So, this week we’ve lost Bill DeBlasio. As the President mentioned, New York City is in a panic because Bill’s returning there and sure to cause fresh havoc in Gotham City.
And word has come down from Spartacus that unless his backers send him $1.7 million before September 30th, he’s going to drop his shield and short sword and drop out of the race. Kind of makes you wonder a little about why he’s in the race. What I want to know is who will keep the white supremacists in check if Cory drops out of the race. I mean sure, Creepy Uncle Joe and Kamala Harris are woke to the threat of rampaging gun-wielding white fascists but Spartacus was the one who made it his signature issue. And without a doubt Beto has laid claim to the gun grabbing title with his hats, coffee mugs and other branded paraphernalia but Spartacus was so much more real. Yes, Cory Booker will be missed by those supremacists.
Today I read that Fauxcahantas has taken a two-point lead over Creepy Joe in Iowa. Losing Uncle Joe so early in the process would be a blow. The whole problem of his son and the Ukraine could spell the end of my prediction for Joe to be the November victim for President Trump. So sad, so sad. Well if it’s to be Fauxcahantas (and I’m not admitting to it yet) then let it be Fauxcahantas and Kamala Harris. That is a dream ticket for President Trump. Between the shrieks of Fauxcahantas and the whining and crying of Harris there wouldn’t be a man in America with a testosterone level above zero who would vote for that nightmare. Now the flip side of that is every cat lady and power skirt in the country will try to vote twice for them. But somehow, I don’t see them getting much of the female black vote.
Bernie is now only ahead of Warren in New Hampshire where he is shown trailing Joe by about a point. But nationally the Fake Indian is leading him by a couple of points. Bernie won’t drop out soon. He’s got a lot of money and a loyal core of Bernie Bros who won’t desert him.
Pete Butt also has a good pile of cash to keep him going and the desire to be Vice President and I see him hanging in there for a good long time. But as to who would select him for Veep, maybe Harris? I’m guessing nobody really wants him aboard.
So, of the candidates who still might be around in a few weeks, that leaves Beto. I think Harris would like to have him for a Veep. He’s so incredibly shallow and stupid that by comparison even she would look sort of intelligent. And he’s got a skateboard you know. He’ll definitely get the poser and hipster vote motivated.
All the rest of the losers hovering around at 3% or lower will be gone by Halloween. It’s pretty clear that the Media wants Creepy Uncle Joe to drop out. They’re afraid that he’s too senile and has too many skeletons in his closet to beat the President. And they’re right but honestly, it’s not as if Bernie or Fake Indian aren’t just as looney. It’s that old white guy just seems impossible for their narrative.
Emotionally I’m tied to the idea of Creepy Uncle Joe going into the debates. The spastic hilarity just draws me in. But Fake Indian is great too. Fauxcahantas has more than one arrow in her quiver if I may be permitted to use the metaphor. She shrieks and her eyes bulge behind her Granny Clampett glasses and she gestures and gesticulates like some demented third grade teacher. There is greatness there.
But never let it be said that I’m a fair-weather friend. I’m sticking with Crazy Uncle Joe to the bitter end. The only condition I put on his candidacy is if he strokes out. If he does, I’ll pull support. I can’t be responsible for the death of anyone, even Creepy Uncle Joe.
So, let’s recap. With the Media and nervous big money pushing to anoint Fauxcahantas, Creepy Uncle Joe is hoping to weather the Ukraine thing while Bernie plods along waving the Hammer and Sickle flag of Communism for the Bernie Bros to see. The only losers who’ll hang in for the Veep sweepstakes look like Harris, Beto, Mayor Pete Butt and maybe Spartacus. I’m holding out for Uncle Joe but the vultures are beginning to circle. Stay tuned for more excitement in October.
A major milestone is fast approaching. October 9th will be the review of the final episode of the Twilight Zone Series. It’s going to be a foot race between the last eight episodes and my will to watch them. Season Five, with a few notable exceptions was pretty mediocre. Once I finish I will be starting a review of the Star Trek original series. That will be a lot of fun for me and I intend to be pretty merciless when it comes to reviewing the skill of the acting especially of that Demigod of Bad Acting, Bill Shatner. I intend to return to the Twilight Zone to pick my top ten and bottom ten and look at various themes and talk about the later manifestations like the revivals and the motion picture. After a hundred and fifty six episodes I’ll need a break. But never fear there is all kinds of worthwhile materials to review and recommend in both the sf&f genre and elsewhere in the world of entertainment.
I’m reading what so far seems like a very interesting book called White Shift. It examines the current influx of Non-European immigrants into America and Europe and its effects on the white populations of those areas. Regardless of the political point of view of the author it isn’t the usual “diversity is our strength” lecture. I’ll finish it before discussing it in depth but it seems to include a relatively even handed approach to the different points of view of white Americans and for that alone it’s interesting.
Political events are starting to accelerate again. Brexit, Kavanaugh, Creepy Uncle Joe and Fauxcahantas are all in the news and Iran, Israel, Saudi Arabia and Ukraine are heating up. The usual suspects (McCabe, Comey and company) are still not in jail so I’m beginning to wonder if there is an election timing aspect to this. Or maybe, the Deep State really is untouchable. Well, hang in there the next few weeks look like fun.
Nothing so strongly impels a man to regard the interest of his constituents, as the certainty of returning to the general mass of the people, from whence he was taken, where he must participate in their burdens.
If CNN admits to being worried about President Trump flipping Minnesota in 2020 then that strikes me as meaning it’s already a fait accompli.
In 2016 Donald Trump flipped Wisconsin and missed Minnesota by about 40,000 votes. I’m guessing Minnesota hands us 10 electoral votes next year. Good news indeed.
Former child star Jackie Cooper plays Jonathan West, an Irish immigrant who has a very unsuccessful career as a ventriloquist. Caesar, his dummy is, of course, alive. He berates Jonathan because of his failure and threatens to abandon him. Having pawned his last valuables and owing the rent to his landlady Mrs. Cudahy, Jonathan and Caesar go on one last audition at a local nightclub. But the audition is a bomb and now Jonathan is desperate. Caesar mocks Jonathan and tells him that he is going to have to become a thief if he wants to avoid being evicted. Caesar talks him through breaking into the local deli and stealing enough money for the rent.
But Mrs. Cudahy has a young niece Susan who dislikes Jonathan and suspects that something strange is going on with Caesar. She eavesdrops on them talking together in their room and tries to figure out how Caesar seems to be talking.
Now Caesar tells Jonathan they need to get more money and relates a plan to rob the nightclub that they auditioned at. Jonathan doesn’t want to do it but Caesar is adamant and they go to the club at midnight. While escaping with the money they are caught by the night watchman but they convince him that they were there waiting for the boss. He had seen them at the audition and believes their story so he lets them go. That night Jonathan bewails his new career as a thief and Susan hears them talking about the robbery through the door.
The next day news of the robbery reaches Susan and she immediately calls the police to report Jonathan. The police show up at Jonathan’s door and they tell him he’s been identified by the night watchman. Jonathan confesses and is taken away by the police. Susan watches Jonathan being taken away but then Caesar speaks to her. He tells her that he knows where the stolen money is and if she will get the money and take him along he’ll show her around New York City. She says she wants to but says her Aunt will stop her. Caesar tells her that she can get rid of her Aunt (sounding like murder).
Regular readers of these Twilight Zone reviews know how I feel about living dummies. But seeing how close we are to the end of the series and knowing this is the last dummy story I won’t go on and on. The story is sort of melodramatic and Jackie Cooper plays the character as a pathetic figure. The story is thin. C+.
If our nation is ever taken over, it will be taken over from within.