Here we are at the end of the third week of relentlessly bad news for the progressives. The Impeachment was a nothing burger. The State of the Union Address was great optics for President Trump and a disaster for Nancy “the Ripper” Pelosi and her handmaidens in white. Every primary, every debate, every news story has embarrassed the candidates and demoralized the progressive voters. Bernie has surged in the polls and the party leadership are running out of options to stop him from getting the nomination. They know if he goes into the convention with a plurality of the delegates and they appoint someone else in a smoke filled room that the Bernie Bros will freak out and either stay home on election day or vote for Trump out of revenge.
But even if they did anoint someone else who could it be? All the other candidates are hopeless misfits that only appeal to one strand in the liberal coalition of the offended. The Buttigieg voters hate Warren and Klobuchar. The black voters only want Biden because of his link to Obama. If he seems unelectable they’ll have to switch horses in mid-stream. But which one? Buttigieg and Warren won’t interest them. Could they buy into Klobuchar? Maybe, but it’s not a natural fit. All in all, the present situation is racking the nerves of the Dem electorate. The path forward is unclear.
This actually matches up with the outcome a lot of the contrarians were speculating about last year. They were saying that Hillary would be plucked out of the air as the candidate or Michelle Obama or Oprah. Would the Democrats do that? I think they would if they thought they had a unifying savior. I don’t think Hillary is an option. Her loss in 2016 has tarnished her too badly. she is a spent force. I think Michelle Obama is a possibility. She would energize the black voting block. And the lure of the Obama years would fascinate a lot of the other progressive groups. But it does seem unlikely. I think the Obamas think 2024 is the right time to re-emerge. They probably are hoping that a downturn in the economy will allow them to insinuate themselves back onto the national scene.
For these reasons I don’t think there is a viable alternative to Bernie Sanders. Bloomberg has the money and the moderate credentials but he just got his head handed to him in the first debate. He is not the right profile to inspire the Left to electoral victory. So it will be Bernie. Good. Bernie has a loyal following of millenials. They will vote for him. He will get the loyalist Dem voters who will hold their noses and pull the lever. But he won’t get the independents. These libertarian types will listen when Bernie says he is going to take their money and redistribute it to the poor and they will believe him. And they’ll think, “I like my money, it’s my best friend. I don’t want to give it all to Bernie.” And they will vote for Trump or stay home. So I think the Dems are screwed. They all got on board the green new deal and free college and free healthcare and free everything and because of that people who work and can count are going to give them the thumbs down.
So here’s to nine more months of Democrat depression followed by the election night despair. I hope their healthcare plans include free anti-depressants. They’re gonna need them.