Some Progress on the Lockdown

Now you folks may not know this but I am essential.  Maybe not in respect to my blogging activities (although individuals of truly discerning taste could convince me otherwise if they tried) but relative to my other qualifications.  I work in an essential industry that provides critical stuff.  For the last three weeks or so I’ve only gone into work one day.  But somehow, working from home I’ve been able to critically impact the essence of something or other.  Or so I’m told.

But now word has come down that in a very few weeks I’ll be heading back to the salt mines.  Not full time.  We’ll be staggering our days at the plant on an every-other day basis (three days one week, two days the next week) which will allow us to stagger our seating arrangement and maintain enough space to prevent us from bumping into each other in the aisles.  Also, we’ll be masked and bathed in hand sanitizer.  It sounds wonderful.  Of course, Camera Girl will miss me, that’s for sure.  Although she’s already circled the days on the calendar and has been whistling the tune to Carly Simon’s “Anticipation” since I told her.  Very strange.

Anyway, I take this as a sign that reality is starting to temper the paranoid risk aversion that has become like a mystery cult in most corporations.  Apparently, productivity has plummeted to such an extent that corporate survival has finally overcome the fear of being sued for COVID-19 deaths in the workplace.

This is the first sign that normalcy is returning.  Big corporations are the first to hear from the bureaucracy when things are about to happen.  I take this to mean that we’ll start hearing about changes at the end of April.  And it makes sense.  Places like New York City will be the last places to end the quarantine.  The density of the population and the high infection rates ensures that hospital cases will continue for months to come.  But outside of the Northeast and the West Coast we can expect gradual easing on the quarantine requirements in May.

I fully expect nursing homes and assisted living facilities will maintain strict isolation to prevent the kind of deaths that occurred in Washington State at the nursing homes that were affected.  And any other guidelines that the doctors can provide for truly at-risk people would be useful.  But if you’re thirty-five years old and don’t have a chronic heart or lung condition or weigh three hundred pounds why do they have you sitting at home without a pay check to feed your family?

You can depend on the New York Times and CNN to declare President Trump a war criminal for letting us out of lockdown before the complete collapse of the economy and thereby threatening their election narrative.  But he’s smart enough to do what needs doing.  I expect he’ll run on restoring the economy to high performance and locking down the borders.  And included in the border lockdown will be shutting down the air routes to China.  It’s the smart thing to do and it will sell very well at election time.  It will reinforce Biden’s crony links to China and resonate with anyone who has suffered because of the COVID-19 shutdowns.

So, hang in there my fellow prisoners.  The jail break is coming soon so hurry up sharpening that shiv.

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