The King himself should be under no man, but under God and the Law.
April showers bring May flowers but we had a forecast yesterday, that called for a couple of inches of snow. That seemed uncalled for to me. The tv weather reports have been handed over to the B-Team since the COVID meltdown so I’m never sure anymore if it’s just mopery-dopery or something more fiendish.
These woke times have really shaken my faith in all the institutions. There was a time when you could depend on the tv weather girl to be young, highly attractive and almost disgustingly cheerful as she told you what to expect from the sky over the next 24 hours. Last week I was watching the evening news when a surly middle aged fat woman berated me about the climate. I was pretty shocked. I looked at Camera Girl and said, “What the hell have they done to the weather girl? She’s morbidly obese!” She volunteered hopefully, “Maybe she’s pregnant?” I couldn’t watch. I turned off the tv and stalked off.
Many things have indicated to me that our culture is doomed. But the collapse of the weather girl standard, I believe, is the surest sign of the coming apocalypse. And I’ll know that we’ve reached the final hour when at 7:30 one night the anchor will call out to the weather girl and a fat hairy bald man in a blonde wig and an ill-fitting sun dress will stand in front of the green screen and sashay through an interpretive dance for the forecast. On that day I’ll pack my bags and start driving for Mexico.
Our neighbor to the south may be the land of narcotraficantes, duffel bags full of human heads and Montezuma’s revenge but I’m guessing that they are years behind us in the weather girl appearance death spiral. And if I’m wrong about that I’ll keep heading south until I reach that Shangri-La where a pretty woman in a short tight dress walks me through the barometric and precipitation-based predictions. I don’t much care if she’s a blonde, brunette or red-head. I will keep going south until finally when I reach Tierra del Fuego if I still have to see a guy in a sun-dress I’ll know it’s all over and I’ll swim out to sea heading for Antarctica. Maybe I’m exaggerating. But you get the idea.
Now in case you think I’m a fanatic I want to assure you that I disagree with those countries that have taken the weather girl standard and gone overboard in the other direction. I think it’s Russia or somewhere that has a channel that features naked weather girls. I strongly disagree with this concept. Oversexualizing the weather is wrong. When someone is telling you about the weather you need a certain amount of resistance to what is being said. Here in New England, I often find myself yelling at the weather forecasters male and female. They torture us with absurdly vague and dangerously misleading descriptions of the weather. How can you predict a range of zero to 34 inches of snow and expect not to get death threats? How can you predict torrential rain and then yammer on about the drought warning in the same breath?
But imagine if a naked woman was telling this to you. You’d be powerless to complain. You’d have no choice but to take whatever advice she gave you. You would outfit your car for the morning commute with both an inflatable survival raft and a snow shovel. I need to be able to rail against the weather reader. I can’t allow any kind of sexual quid pro quo to exist. I want them to wear clothes. I only insist that the clothes match the binary tag of their sex chromosomes. Do I ask too much? I think not!
Reason is the life of the law; nay, the common law itself is nothing else but reason.
They just don’t make physics geniuses the way they used to. Einstein, Heisenberg and de Broglie took classical Newtonian physics and advanced it to a relativistic quantum mechanical model whose predictions have been confirmed experimentally for a hundred years. Our current field of Sheldon Coopers have posited string theory, dark matter and dark energy to account for their not being able to predict cosmic expansion rates and other astronomical claptrap and not a single observation or experiment has born out any of these pseudoscientific fumblings. They might as well re-introduce the phlogiston theory.
They tell us that the STEM fields are relatively unaffected by the decay that is currently laying waste to academia under the forces of critical race theory and feminism. But I don’t think it’s true. I think theoretical and experimental physics are both suffering from a dearth of high-end talent. Mediocrity seems to have laid claim to science in all its departments and all its geographic locations.
You might think, “So what? We already know so much about the universe why do we need to solve every question?” You’re right we don’t. But what it means is that we’re coasting. It is one of the signs of a decaying civilization when scientific discovery dries up. A more advanced symptom is when we start to lose existing technology.
Both of these symptoms appeared in classical civilization. The Greeks were the beginning of scientific research and the Romans were masters of engineering techniques but both of these pursuits decayed and then slowly were abandoned. We have a long way to go before we are 5th century A.D. Rome but these things happen one step at a time.
Some very smart people have told me that the best minds are being siphoned off to work on artificial intelligence research and hedge fund operations. Maybe this is true. But either way it’s a bad sign when intellectual curiosity has dried up in a society.
Alright enough of the old guy rant. Yes, our current crop of scientists is kind of lame but I have a theory that even though the Renaissance civilization is running out of steam there will be new shoots popping up here and there, wherever innovation and intelligence is rewarded. It won’t be in Harvard or MIT. They have decided to only reward diversity so they’ll be rewarded with plenty of diversity. But it will happen somewhere. And when it does it will sweep the rest of the dying order away very quickly. The West has decided to self-destruct and it will slowly devolve into a medieval feudalism. A new civilization won’t at first be worried about dark energy and dark matter but at some point it will divert some of its wealth and intellect into solving fundamental questions. When that happens I’m sure they’ll bring abler minds to that pursuit than the doofuses we have produced. It is emblematic of our times that the tv show, “The Big Bang Theory” showcases four scientists who spent over a decade working on these theories and accomplished nothing at all except possibly overcoming a few of their long lists of neuroses.
He is not cheated who knows he is being cheated
It almost seems like the Mayor of Minneapolis and the Governor of Minnesota read my post yesterday and pulled themselves back from the precipice of being served up as some kind of mushy, bland Democrat stew meat. Have I served the greater good by showing them their likely fate as a cannibal entre? Not in my opinion.
Both the Governor of Minnesota and the Mayor of Minneapolis have taken steps in the last day to curtail the rioting that has erupted in the Minneapolis suburbs after the shooting death of a black man by the police. A police chief in the city of Brooklyn Center where the shooting took place actually resisted the mob that was surrounding the police headquarters there and when scolded by a reporter for calling the riot a riot replied that he was there and that the rioters were assaulting his men with bricks and other dangerous projectiles. And he has arrested some of the rioters. The Governor called up the National Guard and the Mayor of Minneapolis has declared a curfew.
It appears that they intend to avoid last summer’s rolling riot environment. It should be interesting to see what comes of it. Will the police be allowed to do their jobs or will it completely unravel? It’s a fair question. Now that they’ve taken steps to control the unrest it could subside at least until the Chauvin verdict is reached. If Chauvin is acquitted of all charges, I expect that the feds will nuke Minneapolis out of solidarity with the rioters. But even if Chauvin is found guilty of all charges there will still be a riot unless the punishment includes him being drawn and quartered.
It’s been a little less than a year since the 2020 riots. It may be that Antifa/BLM “leaders” will heed the begging that must be going on from Dementia Joe and his running dog lackeys. Gee, I hope not. I prefer my own glimpse into the apocalyptic future. I dream of Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer being added into the pot of Democrat goulash that would result from a full meltdown of the 51st State if the wrong steps are taken by the Congress during some critical period like Juneteenth or NBA Draft week. Difficult culinary decisions will have to be made. It’s obvious to anyone whose followed the House of Representatives that Pelosi is way too stringy to be useful in a normal meat entre. Maybe if some kind of pulled pork recipe could be modified and lots of hot sauce is added to mask the disagreeable flavor of carrion, then possibly Pelosi meat could be added as a filler. Schumer on the other hand is completely unusable. The bitterness and mushy texture would render anything he was added to, inedible. On the other hand, Romney burgers would be pretty good. A little bland for sure but very usable. But the stand out on the menu would be Liz Cheney rump roast. Let’s face it, Liz would see her finest hour as barbecue for the neighbors there around the Capitol.
Update: The police officer who fired the shot and the police chief who tried to stop the rioting last night have both resigned. It looks like the rioting will ramp up from here on in.