Four years ago, I had to listen to every poll, every pundit telling me that Trump wouldn’t really run. Then he would be finished after the comments he made in the first debate. Then he would be out by Super Tuesday. Then he couldn’t win the Nomination. And finally, Hillary was so far ahead that it would be a landslide.
Then I had to stay up all election night to laugh at the hilarious Hillary backers screaming and crying and threatening to kill themselves. Good times, good times.
This year I’m going to cut to the chase. Even the New York Times and the Cook Report are coming as close as they can to admitting that all the Midwest states that gave Donald Trump the presidency last time are already set up to repeat the experience again. https://cookpolitical.com/index.php/analysis/national/national-politics/its-2016-all-over-again
I’m not going to worry about the President winning re-election, that’s a given. What I want to focus on is whether the 2020 compilation video of screaming crying Democrat voters will be as good as the 2016 one. It won’t be easy. Rachel Maddow, Miley Cyrus, that crazy blue haired girl who swears she’s going to die unless someone fixes this. Such memories.
I remember after the 2016 election I was quite busy at work for several weeks so I didn’t have a chance to absorb all the Democrat reactions that were captured on the internet. But after Christmas I had some time off and I went back and looked at these reactions. I confess I laughed so hard I think I bruised some ribs. But it was well worth it. I was euphoric for a month.
So now I want that feeling back. But how do I get through a whole year before it can happen? Well, my only hope is a string of Durham indictments during the holiday season. A couple around Thanksgiving and then a bunch more between Christmas and New Year would be about right.
I know, I know I sound pretty mean. But think about all the Trump associates like General Flynn, Paul Manafort and Roger Stone who were railroaded and terrorized by a witch-hunting mob of prosecutors who knew it was all made up. What do you suppose would be poetic justice for that kind of behavior? How about being frog-marched out of their homes at 3 am in front of the rolling video cameras of a tipped off journalist? How about being cross-examined under oath and being forced to choose between a plea bargain that puts them behind bars for several years and facing a jury trial where they might end up with a twenty-year sentence?
If the shoe were suddenly on the other foot do you suppose it might give them pause and possibly convince them to turn state’s evidence and rat on Loretta Lynch or John Brennan or James Clapper? It would be fun to find out.
So that’s what I’m asking Santa Claus for this year. James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page and Bruce Ohr behind bars. It doesn’t seem like too much. After all I’ve been a good boy.