Impeachment Beseechment

I know that lots of folks on our side want to hold off the impeachment vote to give more Dems a chance to back away from it but not me.  Please, get this side show over with.  It’s just too boring.  Nobody is being convinced of anything and it is taking up space that could be devoted to really important things like sexbots and UFOs.  But most importantly it will allow Adam Schiff to get back to his true role in life, sitting in trees and picking fleas out of his fur.  So come on Dems, please hurry up.  I want to enjoy my Christmas vacation without having to see that face again.