The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 4 Episode 9 – Printer’s Devil

Douglas Winter is the owner of a small-town newspaper called the Courier.  A larger newspaper called the Gazette is using its financial muscle to squeeze the Courier out of business.  It’s able to buy up all the advertising and even hire away the courier’s Linotype operator.  Winter is at his wit’s end and out of money to pay the bills.  His girlfriend and co-worker Jackie Benson tells him not to lose faith but he’s given up and in fact heads over to a bridge to jump over the side and end it all.  But while he’s there he meets a Mr. Smith who convinces Winter to join him at the local bar for a drink.  While there he discusses Winter’s troubles at the courier.  Smith informs him that he’d like to bankroll him and also help out as both the Linotype operator and a reporter.  Having nothing to lose Winter agrees.  When they arrive at the courier Smith impresses both Douglas and Jackie with his skill with the Linotype.  He also informs them that he has an amazing nose for news and will be able to scoop the reporters at the gazette without any difficulty.  And in fact, this proves to be the case.  His first scoop is a bank robbery story which he Linotypes apparently as it is occurring.  From there he makes scoop after scoop and before you know it the Courier is the leading newspaper and the Gazette is hurting for business.


The owner of the Gazette offers to buy the Courier, but winter turns him down.  The next scoop is that a fire has burned down the Gazette and out them out of business.  Now that things are going well Winter wants to hire back his old Linotype operator, but Smith informs him that he’s modified the machine and only he now can handle it correctly.  Also, Smith tells Winter that he wants to bring the courier to a higher level of success but in order to do it he needs Winer to sign a business agreement that among other things promises to assign his immortal soul over to smith when he dies.  Winter recoils at the suggestion but after Smith mocks him for believing in such supernatural claptrap Winter agrees and signs the paper.


After this Smith shows his true colors and makes sexual advances on Jackie.  She slaps his face and Smith tells her she’ll be sorry.  Now Smith admits to Winter that he is indeed the devil and anything he writes on the Linotype automatically comes true and he has written that Jackie will be in a car crash and if Winter does not commit suicide then Smith will see to it that she dies.  Smith tells Jackie that he is leaving town and asks her for a lift to the train station and while they are driving the accident happens.  But in the meantime, Winter writes a story on the Linotype stating that the agreement between Winter and smith was nullified and that Jackie would be fine, and Smith would disappear.  So, everybody lives happily ever afterward, and winter has the Linotype disposed of and settles down to running a normal newspaper again.


Burgess Meredith is Mr. Smith, and this is basically a tour de force by him.  It’s of course a ridiculous story but Meredith invests it with his particular brand of acting zeal so that it keeps your interest and renders it very enjoyable.  But whenever he’s not on the screen the story seems kind of flat.  For Burgess’s work I’ll give this a B+.


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The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 8 – Time Enough at Last

This episode is relatively well known and I’m sure it’s been parodied on a Simpson’s Tree House of Terror episode at some point.

Burgess Meredith stars as Henry Bemis, a mouse of a man with coke bottle glasses who loves to read.  In this passion he is frustrated by a shrewish wife and an unsympathetic bank manger who happens to be his boss.  You see Henry is a bank teller who as we meet him is being threatened with dismissal if he’s found reading on the job again.  His wife rips up his poetry books and mocks him openly.  Next day he sneaks down to the sub-basement vault on his lunch hour to do a little reading.  He glances at the newspaper headline about a possible doomsday scenario from the latest H-Bomb test approaching just as he is knocked to the ground by an enormous shock wave.  When Henry wakes up and exits the vault, he is surrounded by ruble from a titanic explosion that has levelled the entire city.

Over the course of the next day or two he discovers that he is the only survivor of a nuclear Armageddon, he is the last man on Earth.  He has enough canned food available to him to last for many years but his loneliness is extreme.  Finally, one day wandering the bombed-out city he sees a pistol on the ground an is about to commit suicide when he realizes that he is in front of the public library.  And miraculously all the books are intact.  His mood turns to elation and he says now at last he has the time to read all the books he never could before.

He plans the months and years ahead with piles of Shakespeare, Shelley and Shaw when looking down he sees a stray volume and leans over to pick it up.  But in leaning over his glasses fall off his face and break on the stone steps.  As hopelessly near-sighted as Henry is, he can never now read any of the books he has surrounding him in great piles.  He finishes off the story wailing to no one but us that it isn’t fair.

Well, what can I say?  It’s a fun plot.  The tortured soul has his revenge on the soulless world but then is cheated at the end by fate.  It isn’t deep or brilliant but somehow it strikes me as close to the kind of irony that fills the world, we live in.  I give it a B+.