photog’s Right-Wing Guide – Part 2 – Reviling Creepy Uncle Joe Effectively

Briefly, to explain the title change, the first installment of this series was called “Right Wing Guide to Living in the Democratic People’s Republic of America – Part 1.”  As you can see that is pretty long.  And if I add a subheading for the individual essay it can get out of control.  Therefore, the shortening.  Well, you’ve got to admit it’s easier to remember.

Whatever Joe Biden’s place will be in America, whether as unsuccessful presidential candidate or as stinking, undead corpse littering up a back room at the White House, I think it is important that all good Americans heap as much scorn and derision on this lying, plagiarizing, bullying, woman-groping, hair sniffing, shoulder squeezing, influence peddling grafter as we possibly can without becoming truly offensive.

This policy has multiple advantages.  First and foremost, it is warranted.  There may be worse human beings in Washington.  After all it is a moral cesspool.  But at most they’re just barely nosing him out.  He truly is human garbage.  If an actual time machine existed it would be justified to go back and convince his parents to sell him at birth to a circus freak show as the dog-faced boy.  There he would have found his true calling.

Secondly, it feels right doing it.  There is a surge of joy when a truly fitting insult is found.  The “mot juste” as our snail, frog and cheese loving friends would say.  It is the joy in creating an apt word portrait.  Sure, the portrait resembles the evil, rotting, leprous portrait of Dorian Gray but that is still an accurate and useful work of art.  Mocking evil is fun.  I couldn’t stop laughing for several minutes when I reread this thing.

Thirdly and most importantly, his handlers hate it.  They’ve got to sell the image of Joe Biden as a wise elder statesman.  He must be painted as a saintly and totally legitimate leader of the United States.  Painting him as a doddering, crack-brained, idiot with the habits of a zoo chimp and the morals of a loan shark make that very difficult.  Joe is going to be asked by his employers to try to sell the American people on the idea of staying locked down basically forever.  If something that horrible is told to you by a demented circus monkey it’s going to seem less than compelling.

What I’d like people to summon up when they think of Joe is an image of his face on the body of a chimp inside of a cage with bars sitting in a truck tire suspended on a rope and flinging his own poop through the bars at the spectators.  I think this image will give Joe exactly the dignity, gravitas and credibility he deserves.  Keeping this image clearly in mind whenever he is speaking will remind the American people of exactly what he is doing.  He is throwing a bunch of crap in our direction and we should do whatever we can to avoid whatever he is pitching.

I’m sure over time other images of what Joe represents will come to me but for now Joe “zoo chimp” Biden is my current favorite.  If I can get this out there to the whole world it might have some interesting long-term effects.  Once the COVID thing is over Joe may want to shake hands with other world leaders.  If this meme gets out there some of those leaders may think twice before shaking Joe’s paw.  After all, where has it been?

Right Wing Guide to Living in the Democratic People’s Republic of America – Part 1

This is just an introduction to my new project.  Previously I believed the goal was to wake up enough normal Americans to be able to shake off the craziness that had been foisted on us by the UniParty.  I now see that the UniParty has no intention to allow that kind of thing to happen.  And nothing as unimportant as a majority of people demanding it would prevent them from maintaining their strangle hold on power at all levels of society.

So, to my way of thinking I have to perform an analysis to determine what is my best strategy to deal with the world as it really is.  A while ago I said there were several broad options if it turned out that normal Americans were outnumbered at the polls.  From my way of thinking this is actually worse.  We’re not outnumbered we’ve been outmaneuvered.  But either way it boils down to the same situation.  We will be under a federal government that has no interest in constitutional rights and will impose its will on us in a particularly offensive way.

In that series of posts, I said the options were to fold, flee or fight.  Those are still the main choices.  What I’ll do in this series is look at the specifics of what that means for normal people.  For instance, if you intend to continue to live in a blue state how will you protect your children from the influence of the school systems and provide them with the information they’ll need to avoid the pitfalls that are built into life in the heart of the Leftist beast.  You’ll have to explain to them what they’ll be forced to do to avoid losing an education, a job or a business.  If someone decides they want to fight back against the system that will require knowing what resources and organizations exist to aid in that effort.  And if moving to a red state is your plan, I’ll provide what I can find about that option.

I fully expect that this series will be a slow work in progress but I figured I’d announce it because, let’s face it, these people we’re up against aren’t going anywhere and if we’re serious about fighting them we have more than our work cut out for us.  This is a generational project that will need to be pursued in an organized and methodical way.  I think that the only hope going forward is for President Trump to act as the founder of a new political movement, maybe even a political party, the whole focus of which is to restore the Constitutional freedoms that have been taken away from us.

A movement is needed with plenty of support from the rich and powerful to start organizing the resources, needed to fight back against the Elitists that have taken away our way of life.  We’ll need our own social media and news companies; we’ll need smart lawyers to defend us and we’ll need governors and state attorneys general and legislatures to pass and enforce laws to protect us from the Left.

So that’s a start off the top of my head.  I’ll add to this as I have a chance to do some research.