Buckaroo Biden and the White Supremacist Space Pirates – Chapter 2 – Hidin’ Biden Jibber Jabber

Two months into the Biden puppet show, it appears that giving pre-rehearsed answers to pre-screened questions is no longer a workable option.  His handlers must be starting to look for an exit strategy from this increasingly embarrassing charade.  Now he’s openly reading from prepared crib sheets to the softball questions that have been vetted and choreographed.  And he’s even failing at that!

I know they want to keep Biden up there for two more years but, come on!  In less than six months there won’t be anything left but his teeth.  The whole thing is going to descend into a monstrous parody of a living man.  Soon they’ll need a translator that will stand on the side of the stage and interpret the grunts and grimaces that the Biden husk emits.  I’m almost hoping they’ll use some kind of CGI effect that interacts with the press corps and mostly mimics human speech.  It doesn’t have to be perfect.  The GPS for my car sounds like a valley girl while she nags me to change lanes for my turn.  Maybe Joe Biden can sound like her.  Or maybe he can look and sound like the Wizard of Oz.  You know, the fake one with the flames shooting out.

But whatever they come up with I think it’s going to be impossible to maintain the illusion that Joe Biden is the mastermind of the Deep State.  He’s always been a small time grifter riding on the coattails of bigger crooks.  Now he’s just a former character actor descending into a vegetative state while the cabal of crooks and handlers decide what latest outrage they’ll unveil to insult the general population.

The only thing I’m uncertain about is at what point do they throw in the towel and cart Joe off to the skilled nursing facility to breath out his last few days on earth in silence.

I guess I shouldn’t be in too great a hurry to welcome “President Cackles” into the spotlight.  After catching her act at one of the Democrat debates, I have made a point of avoiding all of her public speaking spectacles.  I haven’t even been tempted to listen to one of her sound bites.  Her particular brand of mental illness repels me.  But I am interested to see if she manages to get into some tussles with reporters.  Someone as think skinned and emotionally unstable as she is will find it difficult to avoid what she perceives as insults to her dignity.  In other words, at some point someone will ask a question that isn’t just slobbering praise and it will totally unhinge her.  That I might want to see.  I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a serving President of the United States cry.  That would be a sort of milestone and well worth the faint nausea that will probably accompany the sight.

So best of luck Zombie Biden.  Here’s hoping you can keep up this comedy act of yours for a while still.  I have high hopes that sometime soon you’ll blurt out something really cool.  Maybe it’ll be some narrative about the really great dessert you had at lunch or an anecdote about the clean, articulate black fellow that you beat in your race for president.  I have faith.  The big guy still has something to contribute.

Who Would Follow Joe Biden unto the Breach?

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;

Or close the wall up with our English dead.

I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,

Straining upon the start. The game’s afoot:

Follow your spirit, and upon this charge

Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’

I was trying to imagine anyone yelling ‘Cry Gaia for Dementia Joe, Washington D.C. and George Soros!’  I mean exactly who would charge into battle and throw their lives into the meat grinder for either this President or this government.  After the way they’ve been treating the National guardsmen in the Capitol farce I wouldn’t be surprised if the re-enlistment quotas remain unfilled from now on.  As it is, it’s bad enough that the FBI is acting like our own version of the KGB and harasses and imprisons Americans because of their political party.  I don’t even want to imagine what kind of wars a Joe Biden administration would throw our men into.

Of course, I would support the idea of sending the “tranny brigade” into action.  I think that the trannies are our most valuable weapon in the war against radical Islam.  I can only imagine how terrified the Al Qaeda boys would be if a vast ocean of fabulous drag queens, a platoon of Chers here and a company of Madonnas there, charged across the desert in their stiletto heels brandishing coordinated weapons and khaki designer handbags.  Well, they might die laughing anyway.

And we know that Dopey Joe wants to put pregnant women into maternity flight suits and send them into dog fights.  I wonder if he knows what happens when a pilot has to eject out of the cockpit of a fighter jet?  Is he aware of the stress that will put on an unborn child?  Well of course he does and he also knows that no woman other than an imbecile would put her unborn child in that position.  But the virtue signaling and posturing inherent in even bringing it up was too much to resist for the creepiest administration since Obama’s.

It should be interesting to see what Biden does in Afghanistan and the rest of the Middle East.  The public has had enough of the forever wars.  If the military loses patience with all this and stop re-enlisting the progressives may find they no longer have anyone left but the girls and the trannies and that may sound like a diversity dream come true but it wouldn’t even deter the Mexican Cartels, never mind the Russians and the Chinese.

But the larger question is how long will it take for even the Democrats to realize that the military and more specifically the nuclear arsenal is the reason that this country has lived in virtual peace since 1945.  Even things like Korea and Vietnam didn’t threaten to plunge this country into fighting on our soil.

But the obvious incompetence of more and more of the military caused by the prioritizing of diversity promotions instead of based on job competence will eventually reach a point where other nuclear powers like China and Russia may decide that they no longer have to fear retaliation.  And even the regional powers like Iran and Turkey may stop fearing our military capability and thumb their noses at our orders.  That’s going to be a dangerous day for us.

Buckaroo Biden and the White Supremacist Space Pirates – Chapter 1 – The Haunted Staircase

I guess the consolation prize I get for living in a banana republic is watching “El Presidente” swagger his way around in front of the peasants.  Well, apparently el jefe hasn’t had a lot of practice swaggering lately because of the COVID lockdown.  Swaggering has turned into staggering and Dopey Joe almost did himself in on the staircase for Air Force One.   Watch this.

He fell down three times.  Of course, he didn’t roll down the entire staircase like some Inspector Clouseau or Groucho Marx routine,  but hopefully that will come later.  I’m waiting for Jen Psaki to explain to us that the cause of the stairs mishap was white supremacists.  Hopefully the FBI is on the case and will soon round up the saboteurs and wreckers who were responsible for the assassination attempt.  Obviously, the steps were booby trapped.  I expect in the future President Biden will be loaded onto Air Force One in a cargo net.  Of course, he’ll need to be bubble wrapped and packed in foam peanuts but if they only pack him up to his armpits with his arms out, he can still salute the military guards and maintain his dignity.

So, at this point we have a commander in chief who cannot remember words like Department of Defense or the names of the major cabinet secretaries.  He can’t speak coherently and now he can’t walk up a flight of stairs.  It’s kind of exciting trying to guess what will be next.  Crude jokes about various bodily functions should be avoided but honestly, I know everyone is thinking exactly that.

I guess it’s possible if they want him to be able to keep this masquerade going for more than a few months that they will restrict all his appearances to scripted speeches using a teleprompter and avoiding any direct question and answer periods.  Or they could replace Meat Biden with an Animatronic Biden.  I’m sure if Google and Elon Musk worked together, they could have Biden 2.0 ready for use within a year or so.  It might look and sound a little different from Meat Biden, a little too coherent and gaffe free but it would serve its purpose.  After all nobody really believes Dementia Joe is either the legitimate president or even a minimally competent one.  They just need him to last for a little over two years so they can bring in Kamalarris the Blubbering Hysteric to rule us by conniption.

Well, let’s at least enjoy the show for however long Joe can keep this Curley Howard routine going.  Why not?  Hopefully no one is seriously thinking that Washington is a real government anymore, right?

07MAR2021 – OCF Update – This and That

Today was a work day.  I’ve been neglecting my writing so today I paid my dues and knocked off a few thousand words of story telling.  I’m in a quiet interval in the story and those are harder to write for me than the action sequences.  Those seem to write themselves.

So the Democrats are paying the blue states a few trillion dollars to let them pay their union buddies off.  Seems about as expected.  And from what I remember there’s a bill circulating to codify election stealing into national law.  I wonder if the Republicans will put up any fight at all.  Probably not.  I’m very interested to see if the Red States start putting together state measures to keep the fraudsters out of their states.  And of course I’m waiting for the conflict that those two opposed actions will lead to.  I think at this point that there are some states that will take their fates into their own hands and begin the battle for freedom.

I’ve been following Curtis Yarvin’s Gray Mirror newsletter on my e-mail account.  I haven’t taken out a paid subscription yet so I only read the free section but that may be enough.  Yarvin likes to write voluminously so his free section is at least several thousand words. per piece.  He’s a strange cat.  He considers himself a monarchist.  He has no belief in the democratic form of government.  He’s not a conservative per se.  I think the correct term is neo-reactionary but he does have a lot of interesting ideas.  The only thing I’m not sure about is whether the world he wants is the one I want. If you’re interested in an intellectual’s take on the solution to the Woke Culture you might check it out.

I went back to some of the photography websites I used to follow and it seems they’ve fallen on hard times.  Web traffic is way down and interest has shifted to phone cameras and Pinterest.  Oh well.  Since a lot of these sites censored conservative commenters in a biased way compared to their progressive commenters I can’t say that I’m sad to see them suffering.  Maybe if they’d been more even handed I might have cared.  Well anyway I’ve got my own place to put my bug pictures up so I’m good.

My ongoing experiment with a rower (Concept 2) has been going okay.  I’m loving the experience as is Camera Girl.  It’s actually very relaxing and good for clearing my mind.  But as Maddmedic warned it is tough on the back.  So I’m doing back stretches and have stopped sitting on my uber-soft couch and now use a stiff wood backed chair.  So far so good.

I enjoyed the Biden parody post.  I’ve got to see if I can do more of those.  He really deserves all the abuse we can heap on him.

Well, that’s enough for now.  Enjoy your Sunday night.

19JAN2021 – Funniest Biden News Item of the Day

Ya gotta see this to believe it.  Really ugly man in a sun dress is joining the Biden administration.

https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending/biden-picks-pennsylvanias-levine-assistant-health-secretary/PAB5YH3MEVG6XIHD35QNRKLMYE/

I’ve got to believe this guy is putting us on.  He was married and has two kids but now he’s the world’s ugliest woman.  If it wasn’t so sad it would be laugh out loud funny.  All hail Dementia Joe.  King of the Weirdos.

What Do We Call the Lying Sack of Crap?

I have a favor to ask of the readership.  We may be forced to reference Joe Biden often over the next few years and I’d like to have a nice punchy name for him that will stand the test of time.  I’ve been test driving the lengthy but amusing “lying sack of crap” and confess I do find it fun.  But being a man of the people, I plan to have a vote.  And I intend to do it without fraud.  I will provide a list of names that are either already out there or I come up with and readers can vote for any of these choices or provide a write in vote in the comments section of that post.  The winner will be acclaimed as the official OCF derogatory title for Joe Biden.

I can’t make up my mind whether the most important aspect of Joe is his stupidity, his dishonesty or his offensive personal habits.  He is a triple threat.  If you have multiple favorites you can select more than one.

Let’s get to it.

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photog’s Right-Wing Guide – Part 2 – Reviling Creepy Uncle Joe Effectively

Briefly, to explain the title change, the first installment of this series was called “Right Wing Guide to Living in the Democratic People’s Republic of America – Part 1.”  As you can see that is pretty long.  And if I add a subheading for the individual essay it can get out of control.  Therefore, the shortening.  Well, you’ve got to admit it’s easier to remember.

Whatever Joe Biden’s place will be in America, whether as unsuccessful presidential candidate or as stinking, undead corpse littering up a back room at the White House, I think it is important that all good Americans heap as much scorn and derision on this lying, plagiarizing, bullying, woman-groping, hair sniffing, shoulder squeezing, influence peddling grafter as we possibly can without becoming truly offensive.

This policy has multiple advantages.  First and foremost, it is warranted.  There may be worse human beings in Washington.  After all it is a moral cesspool.  But at most they’re just barely nosing him out.  He truly is human garbage.  If an actual time machine existed it would be justified to go back and convince his parents to sell him at birth to a circus freak show as the dog-faced boy.  There he would have found his true calling.

Secondly, it feels right doing it.  There is a surge of joy when a truly fitting insult is found.  The “mot juste” as our snail, frog and cheese loving friends would say.  It is the joy in creating an apt word portrait.  Sure, the portrait resembles the evil, rotting, leprous portrait of Dorian Gray but that is still an accurate and useful work of art.  Mocking evil is fun.  I couldn’t stop laughing for several minutes when I reread this thing.

Thirdly and most importantly, his handlers hate it.  They’ve got to sell the image of Joe Biden as a wise elder statesman.  He must be painted as a saintly and totally legitimate leader of the United States.  Painting him as a doddering, crack-brained, idiot with the habits of a zoo chimp and the morals of a loan shark make that very difficult.  Joe is going to be asked by his employers to try to sell the American people on the idea of staying locked down basically forever.  If something that horrible is told to you by a demented circus monkey it’s going to seem less than compelling.

What I’d like people to summon up when they think of Joe is an image of his face on the body of a chimp inside of a cage with bars sitting in a truck tire suspended on a rope and flinging his own poop through the bars at the spectators.  I think this image will give Joe exactly the dignity, gravitas and credibility he deserves.  Keeping this image clearly in mind whenever he is speaking will remind the American people of exactly what he is doing.  He is throwing a bunch of crap in our direction and we should do whatever we can to avoid whatever he is pitching.

I’m sure over time other images of what Joe represents will come to me but for now Joe “zoo chimp” Biden is my current favorite.  If I can get this out there to the whole world it might have some interesting long-term effects.  Once the COVID thing is over Joe may want to shake hands with other world leaders.  If this meme gets out there some of those leaders may think twice before shaking Joe’s paw.  After all, where has it been?

What Does Joe Biden Say About the Democrat Party?

The Democrats have invested everything they could into getting Joe Biden into the White House.  They were willing to commit open fraud on an industrial scale and thereby throw away any remaining credibility they may have had with half the population.  They can no longer pose as the loyal opposition.  They are a crime syndicate.  And they did this in order to install this doddering, sleazy, dim-witted stooge in the Oval Office.  Why did they do it?

The only answer that I could come up with is because they were sure they could.  The Democrats are no longer concerned about appearing to be part of a legitimate political party that operates along the lines of the laws of the United States of America.  They are exactly the kind of corrupt machine politicians that run places like Chicago and Philadelphia.  In these places, citizens don’t vote.  Votes are manufactured in the back room and the results are given to the media to proclaim.  If the other side objects you just pick a judge from your stable of bought and paid for robe-wearers to declare that all is in order, nothing to see here and move along.

They think that they’ve got the whole thing so nailed down that it won’t be necessary to select leaders that pass the smell test that even Democrats want.  They must be sure that Biden will be given a pass by the CIA and FBI on his graft and influence peddling.  Even after it was put on display through the good offices of everyone’s favorite crackhead Hunter Biden.  Even Joe’s constant gaffes and brain freezes aren’t a problem.  Apparently, they’re confident that a dementia patient running the most powerful nation on Earth is not even a consideration.  That must mean that actual decision making will occur elsewhere.

So here we are.  They don’t care what we think.  They don’t even care what we know.  They’ve got a program to run and as far as they’re concerned, we’re not going to make any difference at all.  Maybe they’re wrong.  Maybe there are enough people in places like Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin to take back their states from the crooks.  And maybe there aren’t.  But either way the days of making believe are over.  In the months and years to come we’ll be looking for leaders who aren’t making believe either.  No more nonsense about cooperation and bipartisanship.

And going along with not making believe anymore, let’s not bother to make believe we think Biden and Harris are legitimate leaders that deserve respect.  If they were respectable, they’d be ashamed to allow this obvious fraud to be perpetrated on their behalf.  And so, should the state legislatures in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Michigan and Wisconsin.  And so, should the Supreme Court justices.  So, if any of these officials refuses to correct the crimes that have been perpetrated against the American people then equally these are people that have no legitimacy any longer.

If President Trump is unable to get the states and the Supreme Court to reverse this outrageous crime then he should refuse to participate in the sham of the Inauguration.  Having to sit there and listen to Joe Biden and John Roberts mouth blasphemies over a Bible should be more than any honest man should have to stand.

Well, I’ll end this thing here.  What Joe Biden tells us about our enemies is that they think so little of us and what we can do to them that they’ve selected a witless worm to deconstruct our country.  And in return we should treat them with the contempt that they deserve.  Creepy Uncle Joe and Willie Brown’s Ho are the least disrespectful names they’ll get from me.  And if the worst occurs and these two pathogens end up in charge, then it is the duty of any Republican who wants our votes to do anything and everything to frustrate their every effort.

When the Mainstream Media Descends into Self-Parody

I just skimmed through a magazine article called (so help me this is true):

“How Joe Biden Is Positioning Himself as a Modern FDR”

It was published in what is left on-line of Time magazine and written by Charlotte Alter who apparently has either learned at the foot of her father Jonathan Alter  how to lie outrageously or is a congenital idiot.

Reading what Alter says about the similarities between Roosevelt and Creepy Uncle Joe is like some kind of fun house mirror that could turn a flawed but patriotic persona like FDR into the semblance of a congenital liar and moral leper like the grifting, influence peddling, hair-sniffing, shoulder-fondling, gollum-like sex predator that fathered something as degraded as Hunter Biden.

Now I know that the mainstream media is shameless and will say anything to aid the Democrats but what kind of morons do they think the American people are?  FDR was a master communicator that was elected four times to the presidency during the Great Depression and World War II.  Joe Biden can barely string a noun and verb together in a sentence and when he manages to do that the noun is invariably a mistake for some other subject.  Is he running against George Bush or Donald Trump?  Is he running for the Senate or the presidency?  Is it 1988 or 2020?

FDR was a power politician who was known to manipulate those around him to achieve his goals.  But Joe Biden is a just an out and out crook who has sold the influence that his offices as Senator and Vice President have allowed him.  And the culmination of that career of betraying his public office is on display on the hard drive of Hunter Biden’s laptop.  Hunter was Joe’s self-identified bagman for thirty years.  He collected the bribes and laundered them through ridiculously overpaid, no-show jobs for which he was absurdly unqualified.  He was paid $80,000 a month by Burisma, a Ukrainian oil company, when he had no knowledge about the petroleum industry and no knowledge about the Ukraine.  And just to make sure no one mistook him for an actual employee he never showed up in the Ukraine.

Just to be clear, I am not a big fan of FDR.  His handling of the Great Depression was disastrous.  His socialist policies in the long run have not been helpful to the financial health of the United States.  And his character was quite flawed.  But to compare FDR to Joe Biden is like comparing Augustus Caesar to Caligula.  We can agree that both men were Romans and there the comparison ends.  We can agree that FDR and Joe Biden were both born in the United States and that’s about it.

Instead of advocating to have Biden elevated to the White House we should be endeavoring to have him locked up in a prison or at best consigned to a mental institution where he can’t harm himself or anyone else.

I didn’t include a hyperlink to the article because I didn’t want to provide them with any clicks for this crap.  If you really have a strong stomach or enjoy absurdist humor just do an internet search with the title.  But you’d be more amused by stopping by the Babylon Bee.  It truly is amazing what the human mind can make up if rent money is provided as an incentive.  At least if you happen to be a shameless progressive.