Location: National Guard base in Louisiana
Secret Service Agent (SSA): Mr. Trump, the motorcade is ready for the trip back to the airport.
Donald Trump (DT): Okay Joseph. I’m just sending a text home. How long should I say it will take us to get back to the airport?
SSA: Three hours sir.
DT: Three hours? That can’t be right. It only took 45 minutes to get here.
SSA: We have to detour around the area we accessed earlier. The National Guard is in there now and we might get stuck behind some major rescue operation or caught in a swamped out road. It may get kind of uncomfortable in there.
DT: Might? May? Come on Joseph, man up! If we’re lucky we’ll save more than two hours and be in New York in time for dinner.
SSA: If you insist sir.
(Fifteen minutes down the road)
DT: Joseph, what’s the delay.
SSA: There’s a convoy at the intersection bringing out some families from the low ground ahead. We’ll be moving in a minute.
DT: Good.
DT: Lotta kids and old people there.
SSA: Yes, sir.
DT: They look beat.
SSA: Yes sir. They’re scared and tired. Alright we’ll be going on now.
DT: Ahh, okay, good.
(Ten minutes later)
DT: Oh my God. Look at those houses. They’re submerged! Is there anyone inside.
SSA: No sir. This is where those people you saw used to live.
DT: Ohh. Uncomfortable you said.
SSA: Yes.
Five minutes later.
DT: Joseph, where are they gonna put those people.
SSA: Temporary shelters. Military bases. Actually they’re trying to figure that out now.
DT: Ohh.
Five minutes later.
DT: Joseph.
SSA: Yes, Mr Trump.
DT: Head back to the command base.
SSA: But we’ll be late sir.
DT: I guess I’m already almost too late, Joseph.
SSA: As you said sir, man up.
DT: Yep.