Being a transplant to New England I have sadly had a ringside seat for the Fauxcahantas, Liarwatha, Granny Clampett, Elizabeth Warren show. And it has been a spectacle like few others. But Massachusetts being Massachusetts even the spectacle of Snow White claiming to be Pocahontas did not deny her election to the United States Senate from the Bay State. They do love their radicals.
Warren is actually the brain behind Obama’s famous “you didn’t build that” assault on entrepreneurs. He lifted it wholly from a speech she gave in Andover Massachusetts that essentially said that every businessman used the roads and infrastructure that was paid for by all the citizens of the country. Therefore, his ownership of his own business was somehow illegitimate and he should have to pay through the nose to keep a part of what was his. Her platform is tax the rich. Free college, free stuff and debt forgiveness. She’s basically Bernie in a pantsuit.
As communists go, she’s relatively glib. She can string together sentences that sound reasonably coherent but when she gets started on one of her rants, she gets this manic look in her beady little eyes and it’s clear that she’s actually a pretty dangerous lunatic. Still compared to the gibbering of Corey Booker or the whining of Kamala Harris or even the demented yammering of Biden she seems almost sane. So, for that reason, and because of the belief that suburban white women will vote for her in droves many on the right fear her candidacy. Now I don’t think she’ll get the nomination. But I wish she would. Why? For the sheer joy of watching President Trump call her Fauxcahantas and Liarwatha and Chief Full of Bull. Can you imagine? I mean, I think there’s an outside chance she’ll stroke out if he starts laughing at her during a debate. Think of the tweets. Think of the rallies. There would be endless war whoops and memes of Warren’s face on Cigar Store Indians and Indian Head Nickels and her on the warpath. It’ll be heap big fun.
And Warren’s presidential run has been great for her most loyal torturer in chief Howie Carr. He is a columnist for the Boston Herald and now that Whitey Bulger is dead “the Fake Indian” as he calls her is his favorite target. Here’s his latest taunt.
So that’s Fauxcahantas. She made her career by convincing Harvard Law that she was a lily-white woman of color. Now she has to convince democrat voters that she can get Americans to believe that she’ll hand them over all the wampum they deserve. Ugh.