The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now, if I were a grave-digger, or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
Douglas William Jerrold
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Two Attributed to Mark Twain:
-He was one of those people who could be greatly improved by hanging.
I do not wish death upon any man, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
Twain is such a great source for quotes.