Animatronic Mitch McConnell’s Battery Runs Down Again During a Press Conference

Hilariously the answer he couldn’t get out was whether he would be running for re-election in 2026.  The question should have been “Will it cost less to refurbish you or just scrap you for a replacement robot?”  Come on, isn’t there some slightly less decrepit crook who could sell us out in the senate?  Please don’t let it be Mitt.

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Bigus Macus
Bigus Macus
2 years ago

With out a doubt it’s time for McConnell to retire. We’ve needed new leadership in the Senate for some time now.