Come back Joe! All is forgiven. Who would have thought I’d be missing Joe Biden already? Now that he is plummeting in the polls, he’s my favorite Democrat. I think back to last week when he said, “We finally beat Medicaid!” I mean, come on man! That was pure gold. We’ll never hear anything half that funny again. I mean, sure Kamala has that, “What Can Be, Unburdened by What Has Been” gibberish. And that’s hilarious but eventually after she’s said it a thousand times it just gets annoying.
But with Joe there are gems hidden around every twist and turn. For an inexplicable reason Joe will lie that no soldiers died during his administration. And yet, no one can forget the soldiers who were blown up by a suicide bomber during his chaotic rout out of Kabul. No sane person would lie about something that important and that easy to refute. This seems to hearken back to the Joe Biden who lied about his poor academic record and plagiarized other politicians’ speeches. He’s saying something, anything, just to have a counterattack when some shortcoming in his record is exposed. The debate on June 27th was a kill shot perpetrated on Joe Biden by Joe Biden. Donald Trump goaded him with a litany of failures that Biden has presided over. Inflation, uncontrolled immigration, skyrocketing crime; the list goes on and on. But the correct response is not to get lost in the weeds trying to quote fake statistics from your fake experts. Joe has no memory left and so all he did was prove that he’s suffering from memory loss. He should have owned up to some of the problems and staked out a strategy for overcoming these problems in the future and shown some initiative. By going the former route, he has compounded the appearance of dishonesty along with dementia.
Ah, good times.
But unfortunately, this wonderfully entertaining debate has killed the goose that lays the golden eggs. Many people speculated that the early debate was intended to prove that Biden is too adle-pated to run for reelection while there is still time to replace him in the race. If so, then mission accomplished. All of the mainstream media have been shouting for the last seven days that Joe is a human vegetable. And now the donors and even the Democratic lawmakers are starting to join in the chorus. And what, up until now, has been a solid wall of denial is beginning to sound more like a desperate plea to allow Joe to prove that the debate was a fluke and that “sharp as a tack” Joe Biden will reassert himself. Apparently, he’ll be going on a “competence tour.” He has a meeting with the Democratic governors and an interview with George Stephanopoulos on ABC.
Well, there goes the show! Now that the press has admitted that the emperor has no clothes, the governors will be shocked to learn that Biden is a simpering idiot. And Stephanopoulos won’t be able to resist proving that the only thing Biden should be a candidate for is the memory floor at the nursing home.
Man, we’re gonna miss Joe Biden. Donald Trump is never going to find a pushover as good as Joe is. And from now on the Democrat he goes up against in the race will blame everything wrong with the country on Joe Biden’s mental problems instead of Democrat policy.
But regardless of what a great foil Biden makes in the 2024 race, I’m overjoyed to see him humiliated and tossed aside. From everything I’ve read about him, he is an awful human being and deserves every bit of dishonor and rejection that comes his way. What would make me happiest would be if Hunter cut a deal with prosecutors for leniency in exchange for revealing all the details of the “Big Guy’s” influence racket. Exposing the truth of Scranton Joe for all the world to see is exactly what he deserves. His lies and dishonesty are the sum total of his career and should be seen as his only legacy.
Bye Joe.
Maybe not. Reports this AM say that Biden, or more likely Jill, has decided that he will do his very best Admiral Farragut impersonation and cry, “Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!”
Wouldn’t that be great? If we could see Joe nurse this along until September when it would become horribly unmistakably clear that he was a shambling corpse. Could fate be that kind?
Hunter will not turn on Joe because he does not want to be found hanging in his cell of “SUICIDE” before he can testify in open court. There are Democrat snitches throughout the Justice Department and no such deal can be kept from Joe’s handlers and controllers. Think Joe wouldn’t off his own boy to stay out of gaol? I would not stake my life on it. The Obamas, Clintons and George Soros would bind Hunter and throw him to the lions in the National zoo without a second thought.
Well, a man can dream. Joe is just such an awful human being I guess I’m hoping against hope that the truth finally leaks out enough to show him for the creep that he is.