It’s always good talking to the boys. What will be the topic for the week? What will be the funniest or the craziest or the most annoying topic for the Left? There were several candidates; NYC subway necrophilia, General Flynn’s call for Obama’s arrest and NY AG Leticia James’ real estate fraud scandal. But everyone’s favorite by a lot was “Leftist Hags in Space!” We all got a good laugh out of the likes of Gayle King, Bezos’ fiancée Lauren Sanchez, washed up pop star Katy Perry and nobodies Aisha Bowe, Kerianne Flynn and Amanda Nguyen squealing around on top of a comically phallic “Blue Origin” rocket that rose to an unimpressive 62 miles above Earth and then parachuted back. The whole roundtrip took place within a ridiculously short 12 minutes.
This all female “crew” followed in the footsteps of 90+ year old fake rocket man James T Kirk, (AKA William Shatner) as he also failed to reach Earth orbit in the painfully underpowered suborbital rocket. It was the opinion of all on the zoom call that a better effect could have been achieved if Bezos had instead equipped the ship with a female crew composed entirely of professional strippers. There was disagreement as to whether weightlessness was a problem or a bonus from the point of performance. Also, it was debated whether a stripper pole would be a safety hazard in the “cockpit.”
I noticed Camera Girl looking disapprovingly at me as she walked by at this point during the zoom call but free speech is a cherished right of the coffee walk tradition so I ignored the implied censorship and laughed along with the rest of the jackasses. Ah, good times.
So, we compared the press coverage of this absurdly unimpressive publicity stunt and compared it to Space-X planning and executing a critical rescue of actual astronauts from the orbiting space station where Boeing’s failure stranded them for over half a year. Basically, other than Fox News the rest of the media performed a virtual black out of the Space-X mission while the Bezos stunt was given 24/7 coverage by all the news stations as if it were something worthy of discussion.
And it’s impossible not to come to the conclusion that Jeff Bezos has managed to make space travel uncool. Now I’ll qualify this. Suborbital rocket flight is not really space-travel. It’s really just air travel of a very inconvenient and useless kind. But he has managed to attach a taint to rocket flight which I wouldn’t have thought possible. And I should have expected nothing less from the founder of Amazon.com. After all, the company who has his annoying trucks delivering things at my house seemingly before I order them would obviously be able to make rocket ships annoying too.
Well, I can always hope that the next all female crew will be Democrat politicians. Let’s say Nancy Pelosi, AOC, Hillary Clinton and Maxine Waters. Put all four of them in blue jumpsuits and at least for ten minutes I can hope against hope for some real excitement. Engine, O-ring, parachute, whatever.
