I watched a few YouTube videos by journalists. They were hilarious. But they were kind of long and there was a lot of swearing. So, I embedded a news station’s coverage which was still kind of funny but shorter and without the swearing.
Bezos is firing 33% of his staff, eliminating the sports page, the Metro Section, the Middle East bureaus and most of the foreign desk in general. And he’s getting rid of their podcast. Well, I’m not the biggest fan of Jeff Bezos. I think he’s a pretentious twit. But now he’s become one of my favorite billionaire twits. Just thinking about the number of butt-hurt leftwing journalists and their friends who will soon be looking for new jobs in a journalism environment completely devoid of opportunities makes my mouth water. Now you might think I’m an awful human being but I’m not. I can tell because I’m not happy about the tradesmen working on the printing presses and the other non-journalists who are losing their jobs. For them I feel sorrow. But the left-wing journalists are awful people who hate individuals like me and feel superior to ordinary people who don’t believe in the social justice creed that the elites follow.
So in the words of Barack Obama’s favorite anti-white clergyman, “The chickens have come home to roost!” Bari Weiss is gutting CBS News. Bezos is chloroforming the Washington Post and Disney is finally getting around to eliminating the crew that did a hatchet job on Lucas Films. But this is still just the tip of the iceberg. All of the cable and broadcast networks are being overhauled by people tasked with restoring them to profitability, if possible, or shuttering them if not. I’m particularly curious to see what happens at MS NOW. Initially they unloaded complete deadwood like Joy Reid but the place is still stocked to the gills with overpaid leftist lunatics like Rachel Maddow, Joe Scarborough and Jen Psaki who each make millions of dollars. I’m waiting for at least one of these losers to get the heave-ho in 2026. In fact, I expect the whole shooting match to be closed down within eighteen months.
So this exercise going on at Bezos’s rag is sort of a template for the rest of the industry. Right-sizing these journalism companies will be a herculean task that may not even be possible. The business model for journalism was upended by the internet and literally no one knows how all of this will end up. But currently all of the people I hate in journalism sound like a chorus of scorched cats, the schadenfreude is amped up to eleven and it feels just wonderful.
And just to make sure that things continue in the right direction, that paragon of journalistic incompetence, Don Lemon has picked this moment to become a martyr for the First Amendment (or I guess maybe against the First Amendment). But maybe sometime in the next few years one of the new or old news outfits will get its feet back on the ground and start selling actual honest to goodness objective facts at a price people are willing to pay. And that will be really be good news.