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Tag: Joy Reid
Joy Reid Relegated to Ash Heap of Journalistic History
Oh no! What can we do now when we need a race hustler with a bad wig? Who can we go to when we need something stupider than even the Reverend Al Sharpton can express? How will Rachel Maddow know what new anti-white talking point is in vogue. Oh Joy, we hardly knew ye!
Let the Joyous word be spread. The wicked dumb witch now is dead.
NY Post Headline: MSNBC cancels Joy Reid’s lefty show as network makes major shakeup
Joy Reid Gets a Haircut
Alright the above title is a figure of speech. Obviously, physically, Joy Reid’s hair could not possibly be any shorter. So, what I’m saying is the management at MSNBC, her employer, is telling Joy that if she wants to continue working there, she’s going to have to agree to a lower salary (see first video clip below for details). Now this isn’t just Joy being targeted due to her awfulness. Rachel Maddow, the reigning star of MSNBC had to take a $5 million dollar cut from her present $30 million-dollar annual salary too. Apparently, Comcast is trying to make the soon to be cast off cable station slightly less doomed. So, let’s assume everyone will get the Maddow treatment. Doing the math, Comcast is asking for one sixth of the salary they pay to be relinquished by their “stars.” I’ve seen estimates that say Joy Reid currently makes three million dollars a year.
Wow. I think they’re being ripped off. But anyway, assuming she is currently receiving that amount under the Maddow reduction model, Joy would be left earning $2.5 million a year.
Wow. That’s still way too much money to pay a talentless, unlikeable hatemonger like Reid.
And for that reason, I am advising Comcast to search around in their hearts for a different number. I think the correct number is $660 a week. That’s based on a forty-hour week, so it can be adjusted if she’s taking long lunches. But that represents the minimum wage that will be in effect as of January 1, 2025 in New York City. And that’s a very fair rate for someone providing the level of craftsmanship that can be expected from her. And assuming that she will base her salary on a fifty-two-week year, that $34,320.
Wow. That still seems like too much money to pay a lying sack of crap like Joy.
Come to think of it, forty hours a week seems excessive. Maybe she could show up on Tuesday for four hours and that way she’ll scare off fewer viewers and the cable channel might have an even chance of surviving a few more months before Comcast or anyone stupid enough to purchase it finally puts it out of its misery. So where am I? Okay so let’s see. $16.50 X 4 X 52 = $3,432 a year.
Wow. No, I’m sorry. There’s just no way to justify that large an outlay for something so useless and toxic (see second video clip below for a sample of this dreck).
But you know what she could do instead? She would make the perfect speech writer for Kamala Harris. Yes, that makes sense. I remember Joy said that Kamala ran a flawless campaign. It’s obvious that Joy would be happiest working hand in glove with the flawlessness that is Kamala. In fact, they could spend most of the time talking about how racism and misogyny were responsible for why neither of them was rewarded by this racist, misogynistic country with the positions they deserve. For it is obvious to both of them that in a fair and just world Kamala would have Trump’s upcoming spot in the White House and Joy would have Rachel Maddow’s office. But, as the poet said, you’re down when you’re riding the train that’s taking the long way.
Oh well.
Must See TV
Like Hamlet’s father’s ghost I am, “during the day confin’d to fast in fires, till the foul crimes done in my days of nature are burnt and purg’d away.” But occasionally I am freed to roam the earth. Today and Sunday are those days and I feel like a nocturnal creature blinking in the sun wondering what mythical land I find myself in where light and joy still exist.
But be that as it may, this paradise of freedom still exists within our own blighted reality. So, I was unsurprised when reading today’s headlines that they were very reminiscent of those I remember from the before-time of last week when I was still a free man. But they were slightly crazier. Joy Reid appears to be close to the breaking point. Now I can’t be totally sure of this because she is always at least incoherent. Possibly to herself she seems rational but for me it’s like listening to the mutterings of a schizophrenic bag lady. It is remarkable that NBC continues to employ her. But that’s another issue.
In this video clip she tauntingly declares that she and her followers know what “we” mean by DEI. She seems to be having a psychotic break. Apparently, this knowledge of hers is supposed to be a potent talisman and we should fear it. But instead of being afraid of her, I’m actually a little afraid for her.
I mean, sure, she’s a hateful wretch and a race baiter. Certainly, she wishes evil against people not like her. But she’s also a moron. Her IQ must be somewhere around 75? And I feel society has a responsibility to protect someone like that from her own stupidity. Believing in things as far from reality as she does, leaves her open to fatal errors.
For instance, she believes herself to be highly intelligent. This could lead her to try using her own judgement in a life-or-death situation. As an example, she could judge that a pineapple was an appropriate food to swallow whole. And if she attempts it from the relatively smooth side of the fruit, who knows, maybe she could do it. She does have a really big mouth. If she greased it with oil, who knows! But what if she tries swallowing it crown first? Those leaves are quite stiff and sharp. I fear that it might lodge in her esophagus and finish her off. I don’t relish watching a video clip of her on X where she is expounding on the guilt of White people or Donald Trump or Santa Claus for keeping her people down and then having to watch her trying to remove a wedged bromeliad from her oral cavity. The whole idea disturbs me terribly.
What would make sense is if some kind of SWAT team could swoop in and rescue her from herself. She could continue here career, such as it is. But she could do it from the safety of a padded room in an insane asylum. There, under the care of trained, psychiatric professionals, she could be dosed with Thorazine and swaddled in a strait jacket and allowed to rave and foam at the mouth and if necessary, soil herself, without any serious fear that she would expire of self-inflicted wounds.
And that would make me feel better. In fact, I think I’d become a regular viewer of her show. Especially if there were the hope that other characters could be added to the rubber room. Maddow, Morning Joe and his bride and Chris Hayes would all be worthy additions to the room. There could be special events. Electro-shock therapy, firehose-hydro-therapy and maybe even a lobotomy could be added to the program to spice it up.
Now that would be must-see tv.
Joy Reid Achieves Terminal Stupid
MSNBC proudly displays Joy Reid to the world like some sideshow exhibit. She is a very strange individual in many ways. But let’s be kind and put everything else aside. Let’s just concentrate on her words and ideas. She say that the United States has over 327 million people so why does it need kids?
Now maybe this is a failure of the school system where Joy was allegedly educated but does she think people live forever? Is she unaware that the young adults procreate and then raise up the next generation and then give way to their children and the whole cycle begins again.
Or is she aware of this but thinks that the current deficit in births to native born women in the United States should be replaced with illegal aliens walking in? Well, let’s be kind and say that’s what she means.
I wonder if she thinks that this country will stay as it is now if the demographics continue to change as drastically as the current influx of third world migrants indicates it will? Does she assume that there will still be a need for Joy Reid on television? Does she think there will still be a need for MSNBC? Or for that matter will there be the where withall for cable television to still exist?
I know it’s unthinkable that we would have to get along without Joy Reid but I suspect if things go along the way they currently are Joy Reid is going to have to find a new gig. And from what I can see and hear of her skills I think DMV clerk is gonna be a stretch. Maybe bathroom attendant at the local high school might make more sense. I’m sure she could figure out how a mop and ringer work.
Fake News for Stupid People
I’ve had a lot of fun mocking our heroic pundits on the Left. Whether it’s Joy Reid and her completely hollow skull or Rachel Maddow and her total lack of self-awareness or Jeffrey Toobin and his missing boundaries; all these people share the circumstance that they are unqualified to act as journalists. Granted, their employers really don’t expect or want them to perform that function. The last thing that MSNBC or CNN want is honesty and objectivity. Heaven forbid!
What these dullards and liars are supposed to do is mouth the talking points they are handed and pretend to be serious adults. In some cases, this is impossible. Joy Reid can’t even pronounce the word objectivity. Jeffrey Toobin couldn’t forego autoerotic activities while at work. And the Rachel Maddows and Chris Hayeses and Chris Lemons simply crawl with tics and mannerisms that announce to the world, “Here is a nut job.”
So, yeah, it’s a lot of fun and beyond easy to slap these meat puppets around whenever one of them takes to the airwaves and pontificates about Donald Trump or someone else on the Right who won’t kowtow to Barack Obama or some other creepy “lightworker” who they pull out of the woodworks. It’s easy because they’re idiots and because the things they say have become demonstrably false. COVID was built in a lab and the vaccine didn’t protect us from it. Biden has let in ten million illegal aliens and they are overwhelming New York, Chicago and every sanctuary city that claims to want them. Biden has inflated cost of everything from food to gasoline to rent until now working-class people can’t afford to live.
As I say, it’s easy to slap them around. But that only helps if so many people demand change that even the fake election producers can’t fake the results. And unfortunately, there are plenty of people like the Karens of the world who would rather see working class people starve to death rather than allow Donald Trump in the White House. The Affluent White Female Liberals (AWFL’s) are perfectly happy to pretend that Joy Reid is a genius if it validates their own intelligence.
But the final laugh will be on them. White females have finally fallen off the edge of the critical race table. Whiteness has finally sunk them too. There just isn’t enough room in the zero-sum game that is the Democrat coalition to allow them to keep their heads above water. BIPoC women need their jobs and their status. So, it’s time for them to go. And at the same time if the Supreme Court invalidates sex based affirmative action in the workplace, then there won’t be anything at all left for them to console themselves with as they come home to their little apartments filled with boxes; wine boxes and cat litter boxes.
But one thing they’ll still have will be MSNBC. Rachel Maddow and Joy Reid will always be there to remind them that black women and white lesbians can go on tv and tell them all the things that white people (including AWFL’s) have done to harm this world and why they need to be punished.
So, these dullards and liars have a real function. It’s to tell fake news to stupid people. I stand corrected.
Dunk Tank Justice
Tuesday was a chaotic day. We had snow, then rain, then sleet. When I got out of work today my car was a popsicle. But being a really lazy guy, my ice scraper was sitting at home where I left it, in front of the kitchen porch where it was definitely of limited value. So, I used my bare hands to scrape this thick ice off my windshield and remove the ice from the roof and trunk. Liquid water is an amazing heat transfer material. The ice on the car was wet enough to make my caveman act extremely effective at freezing my fingertips. So, there I am driving along trying to use the dashboard car heater to thaw my fingers enough to feel the steering wheel.
On the way home I filled up my five-gallon plastic gas can with some three-dollar gasoline and headed home to the horror that was my driveway. Because there was still a freezing rain falling, I put on a raincoat. And because my fingers were still kind of tingly-numb I decided that I needed to protect them from getting frozen again. I made a glove sandwich. I put a pair of thin Thinsulate gloves on and covered them with a pair of disposable kitchen gloves. Not the tight-fitting rubber ones for doing the dishes but the loose clear thin plastic kind that restaurant workers wear when they handle cold cuts. Then I put a pair of work gloves on top of this. It worked like a charm. Keeping the insulated glove dry kept my hands warm and the work gloves provided the strength to protect the thin plastic gloves from damage. Edison the Man!
Snow blowers are pretty good with dry snow. They’re so-so with wet snow and they’re pretty abysmal with slush. And that’s what I had. The slush would separate in the auger and form a cylindrical plug of solid ice that would slowly travel up the outlet and when it got to about a foot long it would break off and fall out of the chute and then a burst of watery slush would shoot out for about thirty seconds and then start to clog with ice again. It took about three passes over the whole length to get most of the slush off the driveway and even then, it was still a mess.
Last week, I bought this fancy shovel which works better at pushing than shoveling the snow down the driveway. It has a couple of handles at different points on its length and works really well for quickly clearing this heavy wet stuff. I went over the whole upper driveway again with it. This was slower and more tiring than the snowblower, but much more successful. By the time the light failed at about 5 pm I had gotten the upper driveway and enough of the rest of the pavement cleaned up to the point where tomorrow I should be able to get in and out without trouble. Camera Girl provided sufficient wifely verbal sympathy for my heroic efforts and also a hot meal that was greatly appreciated.
Afterwards I watched a few clips on the results of the Iowa caucuses and was happy to hear the Lefties on MSNBC caterwauling about white privilege and racism. It’s interesting how even Chris Hayes and Rachel Maddow only seem somewhat moronic when in the company of someone as profoundly stupid as Joy Reid. She was jabbering away about how White Christians were plotting with Donald Trump to subvert the country and disenfranchise everyone who wasn’t white and Christian.
And I thought to myself, “If only Trump was this evil dictator. I think I would submit to a purported dictatorship of these Midwestern, Elks or Shriners or whatever, if only they would promise to sit Joy Reid on the shelf of a dunk tank filled with ice water and gave me a dozen baseballs. Now I’m not a monster. I would allow her to be fished out between dunks and dried off and warmed up. But I would consider it one of my finest moments if I managed to hit the target even once and consigned Joy Reid to the icy depths if only for a few moments. And I thought, “That’s a pretty good idea.” Dunk tank justice would provide satisfaction to the multitudes. Imagine if every aggrieved conservative got a turn at freeze dunking Nancy Pelosi or Joe Biden or Nikki Haley for saying really stupid things. This would be a happier world. Of course, some of the frailer losers like Pelosi might catch pneumonia. But I’m willing to take that risk.
I guess maybe the cruel and unusual punishment standard of justice might forbid dunk tank justice. But I tell you, I don’t see why we couldn’t get a constitutional amendment to cover it. And I’ll bet if Joy Reid thought that she could get dunked in ice water for saying things as stupid as what comes out of her mouth currently, maybe she’d take up some more noble profession, like rodeo clown. But unfortunately, being a rodeo clown takes brains, of which she has not a scintilla. Well, how about doorstop?