{"id":1128,"date":"2017-05-29T21:29:07","date_gmt":"2017-05-30T01:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=1128"},"modified":"2017-07-30T09:32:36","modified_gmt":"2017-07-30T13:32:36","slug":"trump-vs-photog-part-2-ocf-goes-to-washington","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2017\/05\/29\/trump-vs-photog-part-2-ocf-goes-to-washington\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump vs Photog \u2013 Part 2 \u2013 OCF Goes to Washington"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2017\/02\/10\/trump-vs-photog\/\">Trump vs Photog<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Scene 1 (White House \u2013 Oval Office)<\/p>\n<p>President Trump (PT) \u2013 Bannon, Bannon,\u00a0where the hell are you Steve?<\/p>\n<p>Steve Bannon (SB) \u2013 For pity\u2019s sake Mr. President, I was in the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 What\u2019s the problem Steve?\u00a0 Plumbing going bad?\u00a0 You should be careful about that.\u00a0 It could be contagious.\u00a0 Don\u2019t need that around here.<\/p>\n<p>SB \u2013 No Mr. President, everything is fine.\u00a0 How can I help you?<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 That loser from the internet that was making fun of me with the schmoopy stuff.<\/p>\n<p>SB \u2013 Oh, ahhhh, Photog from Orion\u2019s Cold Fire?<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Yeah, that\u2019s the loser.\u00a0 Boy that\u2019s a dumb name.\u00a0 Anyway, I want him back here today.\u00a0 I want to know what the internet weirdos think about me.<\/p>\n<p>SB \u2013 Well sir, he is a private citizen, and you did tell him to get lost last time.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Blah, blah.\u00a0 He wants a story for his stupid blog.\u00a0 Just send a Humvee to his house and tell him to get his butt downs here pronto.<\/p>\n<p>SB \u2013 Yes Mr. President.\u00a0 Can we at least send him first class?<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Hell no.\u00a0 Put him in a fighter jet and get him here within the hour.\u00a0 They have two seats right?<\/p>\n<p>SB \u2013 I guess they do.\u00a0 I\u2019ll get right on it.<\/p>\n<p>Scene 2 (White House West Wing, two hours later)<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Well Photog, what took you so long?<\/p>\n<p>Photog (PH) \u2013 Good to see you too Mr. President!<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Yeah, yeah, I love you too.\u00a0 Look I need information.\u00a0 Around here everyone is either scared of me or hates my guts.\u00a0 I need to know what the regular people are saying.<\/p>\n<p>PH \u2013 Well the regular people think you\u2019re the greatest troll who ever lived.\u00a0 We get the biggest kick out of all the stuff you say to the press, NATO and Schumer and we loved what you did to Comey.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Well what about the fact that we haven\u2019t repealed Obamacare or built the wall or cut taxes.<\/p>\n<p>PH \u2013 Well they are getting annoyed about the wall but we figured the Obamacare thing and the tax cuts would be stalled because of the losers in the House and Senate.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Well the wall thing is turning out to be a bigger problem than I thought.\u00a0 The Congress is full of spineless jellyfish.\u00a0 But I\u2019m glad to hear they aren\u2019t blaming me yet for the other two things.<\/p>\n<p>PH \u2013 Mr. President, jellyfish are invertebrates.\u00a0 By definition they have no spine.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Oh for pity\u2019s sake.\u00a0 Isn\u2019t there anyway for you to avoid being thrown out of here?<\/p>\n<p>PH \u2013 Sorry, sorry.\u00a0 Anyway, if you want my advice, the thing for you to do is think of executive actions that help regular people and hurt the leftists.\u00a0 Go after the sanctuary cities, Antifa and states giving benefits to illegal aliens.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 We are already doing that stuff but the courts have been interfering.<\/p>\n<p>PH &#8211; Then bring it to the Supreme Court.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 That\u2019s a tricky thing.\u00a0 Kennedy is unreliable.\u00a0 He may vote with the other side.\u00a0 I have info that he will retire this summer so I\u2019m holding off.<\/p>\n<p>PH \u2013 Well don\u2019t wait too long.\u00a0 Americans want results.\u00a0 Fire all those traitors in the FBI and NSA who keep leaking to the press.\u00a0 Oh, and bail on the Paris Accord.\u00a0 Climate Change is one of the biggest pain points you can hit your enemies with.\u00a0 Cancelling those things takes money out of their pockets and puts it back in ours.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Well I said I\u2019d make a decision this week.<\/p>\n<p>PH \u2013 Do yourself a favor make the right one.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Maybe you\u2019re right.<\/p>\n<p>PH \u2013 I\u2019m always right.\u00a0 Never left.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Alright, that\u2019s enough.\u00a0 Get the hell out and take Acela back home.\u00a0 Riding on that piece of crap will teach you some humility.\u00a0 And if you see that loser Biden there tell him I found his peep hole in the bathroom and had it spackled over, the perv.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trump vs Photog Scene 1 (White House \u2013 Oval Office) President Trump (PT) \u2013 Bannon, Bannon,\u00a0where the hell are you Steve? 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