(With apologies to Frank Maynard)<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
As I walked out on the streets of the District<\/p>\n
As I walked out on the District one night,<\/p>\n
I spied a poor halfwit, whose name was James Comey<\/p>\n
His name was James Comey and he was a sight<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“I see by your outfit, that you are a pundit.”<\/p>\n
These words he did say as I slowly passed by.<\/p>\n
“Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story,<\/p>\n
For I’m reamed in the butt, and I feel I must cry.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“‘Twas once in the Bureau I used to go dashing,<\/p>\n
‘Twas once in the Bureau I used to go gay.<\/p>\n
First under Dubya, and then under \u2018bama,<\/p>\n
But I messed with the Donald and now I must pay.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“Oh, beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly,<\/p>\n
And play the dead march as you hear my sad song;<\/p>\n
Take me to MSNBC, serve me some chai tea,<\/p>\n
I squealed to the Senate but it all turned out wrong.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“Get six special agents to pack up my office,<\/p>\n
Six young attorneys to tap all my calls.<\/p>\n
Put bugs in my auto and bugs in my condo.<\/p>\n
Cause I squealed to the Senate and he\u2019ll caught off my balls.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“Then write down this story and make it real gory,<\/p>\n
Laugh up your sleeve as you hear my sad song;<\/p>\n
My bridges I\u2019m burnin\u2019 and I ain\u2019t returnin\u2019.<\/p>\n
Cause if he ever finds me, he\u2019ll cut off my balls.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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