On Thursday President Trump is scheduled to debate Creepy Uncle Joe Biden for the final time.\u00a0 The Democrats, or more specifically, the part of their organization that runs the debates, has decided that during each candidate\u2019s assigned speaking period they will mute the microphone of his opponent.\u00a0 Now that\u2019s interesting.\u00a0 It\u2019s got me thinking, when Toobin thought his microphone was on mute he exposed himself and performed unspeakable acts.\u00a0 Might not Joe Biden do the same?\u00a0 And if the moderator reacts to it will Joe just say, \u201cOh come on man I heard you liked me.\u201d<\/p>\n
Another thought I had was this.\u00a0 If the moderator hears President Trump spilling the beans on Joe Biden\u2019s various crimes might not she be tempted to mute him even though it\u2019s his turn?\u00a0 I think this might happen.\u00a0 I\u2019ve got to confess I\u2019m really looking forward to this event.\u00a0 I think it will be hilarious and possibly amazing.\u00a0 The previous debate was wonderfully bizarre and based on the set up of the Hunter Biden expose earlier this week I expect the President to unload on this guy with both barrels.<\/p>\n
But what everyone wants to know is what else is on the hard drive.\u00a0 Up till now it\u2019s been pretty straight forward.\u00a0 But what if they\u2019ve held back some really crazy stuff for the debate and it gets debuted there?\u00a0 I don\u2019t have any information to that effect but knowing what a showman Trump has always been I wouldn\u2019t be surprised at all if he unleashes a bombshell.<\/p>\n
So now you understand why, from my point of view, tomorrow night\u2019s debate is so fascinating.\u00a0 For all I know Trump has staged things so that Creepy Uncle Joe will be taken directly into custody as he exits the stage.\u00a0 I mean between Joe and Hunter nothing like this has existed since Tiberius Caesar took Caligula under his wing and showed him how it was done.<\/p>\n
But let\u2019s assume instead that nothing like that is going to happen.\u00a0 This will still be the first Presidential Election Debate within the modern era where one of the candidates and probably actually both candidates will accuse the other of being a criminal, a liar and a traitor right on the stage.\u00a0 You can\u2019t ask for more drama than that.<\/p>\n
Now that our politics will never go back to the mealy-mouthed days of Mitt Romney we at least can look forward to candidates calling each other horrible things out loud and uncovering the dirt that\u2019s always been there but has been hidden from sight by the mutual consent of both parties to shield them from the wrath of the voters should their countless acts of graft and corruption ever be uncovered. \u00a0But of course, I\u2019m forgetting, that would require the Justice Department to investigate and prosecute these crimes.\u00a0 Sort of like investigating the Hunter Biden hard drive that they\u2019ve had in their possession for nine months and did nothing about.\u00a0 Silly me.<\/p>\n
Anyway, tomorrow\u2019s event is must see tv.\u00a0 Joe will be hopped up on Ritalin and I guess there is some risk that his eyes will start bleeding again and his head might explode.\u00a0 But that is a risk I am willing to take.\u00a0 It is my patriotic duty to sit there and laugh uproariously right through every historic moment and then later on play back the best parts for even more laughs.\u00a0 I should dig out my old copy of I Claudius and re-watch the scenes with Caligula so I\u2019ll have something to compare Hunter to when I do a separate post on him.\u00a0 Stay tuned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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