{"id":12787,"date":"2020-12-09T00:57:03","date_gmt":"2020-12-09T05:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=12787"},"modified":"2020-12-09T10:23:12","modified_gmt":"2020-12-09T15:23:12","slug":"photogs-right-wing-guide-part-2-reviling-creepy-uncle-joe-effectively","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/09\/photogs-right-wing-guide-part-2-reviling-creepy-uncle-joe-effectively\/","title":{"rendered":"photog\u2019s Right-Wing Guide \u2013 Part 2 \u2013 Reviling Creepy Uncle Joe Effectively"},"content":{"rendered":"

Briefly, to explain the title change, the first installment of this series was called \u201cRight Wing Guide to Living in the Democratic People\u2019s Republic of America \u2013 Part 1.<\/a>\u201d\u00a0 As you can see that is pretty long.\u00a0 And if I add a subheading for the individual essay it can get out of control.\u00a0 Therefore, the shortening.\u00a0 Well, you\u2019ve got to admit it\u2019s easier to remember.<\/p>\n

Whatever Joe Biden\u2019s place will be in America, whether as unsuccessful presidential candidate or as stinking, undead corpse littering up a back room at the White House, I think it is important that all good Americans heap as much scorn and derision on this lying, plagiarizing, bullying, woman-groping, hair sniffing, shoulder squeezing, influence peddling grafter as we possibly can without becoming truly offensive.<\/p>\n

This policy has multiple advantages.\u00a0 First and foremost, it is warranted.\u00a0 There may be worse human beings in Washington.\u00a0 After all it is a moral cesspool.\u00a0 But at most they\u2019re just barely nosing him out.\u00a0 He truly is human garbage.\u00a0 If an actual time machine existed it would be justified to go back and convince his parents to sell him at birth to a circus freak show as the dog-faced boy.\u00a0 There he would have found his true calling.<\/p>\n

Secondly, it feels right doing it.\u00a0 There is a surge of joy when a truly fitting insult is found.\u00a0 The \u201cmot juste\u201d as our snail, frog and cheese loving friends would say.\u00a0 It is the joy in creating an apt word portrait.\u00a0 Sure, the portrait resembles the evil, rotting, leprous portrait of Dorian Gray but that is still an accurate and useful work of art.\u00a0 Mocking evil is fun.\u00a0 I couldn\u2019t stop laughing for several minutes when I reread this thing.<\/p>\n

Thirdly and most importantly, his handlers hate it.\u00a0 They\u2019ve got to sell the image of Joe Biden as a wise elder statesman.\u00a0 He must be painted as a saintly and totally legitimate leader of the United States.\u00a0 Painting him as a doddering, crack-brained, idiot with the habits of a zoo chimp and the morals of a loan shark make that very difficult.\u00a0 Joe is going to be asked by his employers to try to sell the American people on the idea of staying locked down basically forever.\u00a0 If something that horrible is told to you by a demented circus monkey it\u2019s going to seem less than compelling.<\/p>\n

What I\u2019d like people to summon up when they think of Joe is an image of his face on the body of a chimp inside of a cage with bars sitting in a truck tire suspended on a rope and flinging his own poop through the bars at the spectators.\u00a0 I think this image will give Joe exactly the dignity, gravitas and credibility he deserves.\u00a0 Keeping this image clearly in mind whenever he is speaking will remind the American people of exactly what he is doing.\u00a0 He is throwing a bunch of crap in our direction and we should do whatever we can to avoid whatever he is pitching.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure over time other images of what Joe represents will come to me but for now Joe \u201czoo chimp\u201d Biden is my current favorite.\u00a0 If I can get this out there to the whole world it might have some interesting long-term effects.\u00a0 Once the COVID thing is over Joe may want to shake hands with other world leaders.\u00a0 If this meme gets out there some of those leaders may think twice before shaking Joe\u2019s paw.\u00a0 After all, where has it been?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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