{"id":1370,"date":"2017-08-07T22:18:33","date_gmt":"2017-08-08T02:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=1370"},"modified":"2017-08-07T22:18:33","modified_gmt":"2017-08-08T02:18:33","slug":"quail-fail-a-cautionary-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2017\/08\/07\/quail-fail-a-cautionary-tale\/","title":{"rendered":"Quail Fail \u2013 A Cautionary Tale"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1372\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1372\" style=\"width: 2497px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1372\" src=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC04239.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2497\" height=\"1667\" srcset=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC04239.jpg 2497w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC04239-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC04239-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC04239-1024x684.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2497px) 100vw, 2497px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1372\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bob, the Wayward Quail<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>About 10 minutes down the road from me is a field that is surrounded by corn fields, dairy farms and suburban neighborhoods.\u00a0 This sizable tract of land is covered by a patchwork of hayfields, grain patches, high grass and brush, small stands of trees, puddles and even a streamlet.\u00a0 The owner stocks this area with game birds.\u00a0 It provides hunters with access to pheasant, quail and partridge.\u00a0 Where I live there is an abundance of turkey and duck that move respectively through wood and pond at will. \u00a0With respect to other bird life, the air is full of hawks and even bald eagle.\u00a0 At night, a particularly annoying Barred Owl often serenades me and Camera Girl at about 1:45 a.m. from a perch seemingly right outside my bedroom window.\u00a0 Only state firearm ordinances and my inherent laziness has saved this avian jerk from reaping the large caliber comeuppance he so richly deserves.\u00a0 During the day the bird song is much more melodious.\u00a0 Finches, robins, sparrows, titmice, jays, catbirds, cardinals and orioles abound.\u00a0 And for viewing interest there are the fascinating hummingbirds.\u00a0 Basically we\u2019re flush with feathered friends.<\/p>\n<p>So why would I be looking to add to their numbers?\u00a0 The answer is ticks.\u00a0 Connecticut is the Lyme disease capitol of the Universe.\u00a0 Apparently scenic Lyme Connecticut was so inviting that even the lowly spirochete responsible for this malady heard how great it is there and decided to immigrate.\u00a0 Having been blessed once with the honor of sharing my bloodstream with these delightful one celled creatures I have made it a high priority to pass on a second such honor.\u00a0 To this end I have devoted a certain amount of thought to lowering the local tick population.\u00a0 One thing the long-time inhabitants of the area told me was that chickens eat ticks.\u00a0 That pecking action they\u2019re so famous for allows them to systematically ingest enormous numbers of small creatures including ticks.\u00a0 This seemed to me a great idea.\u00a0 Chickens!\u00a0 I mean, I like chicken.\u00a0 Fried, baked, souped, casseroled.\u00a0 I even like them before they are hatched.\u00a0 Why not bring them in and let them solve my problem.\u00a0 I did some research.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>They need a house. Well, okay, why not.\u00a0 I\u2019ll buy them a house.<\/li>\n<li>They need to be fed and watered. Hmmm, that\u2019s a lot of doing stuff.<\/li>\n<li>They get up at 4:30 a.m. every morning. On Saturday? What the hell is wrong with them.\u00a0 They sounded a lot like that jerk the Barred Owl.<\/li>\n<li>Their house has to be cleaned a lot. Okay, that\u2019s enough.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The cure was worse than the disease.<\/p>\n<p>I returned to my research and looked into what else eats ticks.\u00a0 Other birds eat ticks.\u00a0 Yeah, well we\u2019re flush with birds already and they\u2019re not getting the job done.\u00a0 It turns out that some birds are better at it than others.\u00a0 And even if chickens were too much trouble there are birds sort of like chickens that also eat a lot of ticks.\u00a0 I went through the options and the one with the least maintenance was quail.\u00a0 They\u2019re smaller than pheasants and guinea fowl and peacocks and with just a little help from me they might successfully acclimate to my property and be fruitful and multiply.\u00a0 This all sounded really good.\u00a0 Next step get quail.\u00a0 I went out next day intending to stop by the local quail store and pick up a couple of dozen before heading to the town apothecary and pick up my monthly assortment of leeches.\u00a0 One solid month of following up leads and I found a friendly regional quail guy.\u00a0 Negotiations were negotiated and basically, I acceded to all terms.\u00a0 Which unfortunately meant that the quails would arrive on a day that I was at work (Friday).\u00a0 No need for panic.\u00a0 Camera Girl would carry out the transaction and the quails would become part of Orion\u2019s Cold Fire Enterprises with all the rights and responsibilities that entails (eat ticks).\u00a0 When the appointed hour arrived, I sat at work waiting with bated breath to get the victory message.\u00a0 \u201cHouston, the Eagle has landed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The actual call went slightly differently.\u00a0 When Camera Girl called up I could tell there had been a hitch.\u00a0 Quail come packed in a plastic box that basically keeps them in a standing room only enclosure.\u00a0 Apparently packing them cheek to jowl keeps them from getting too stirred up.\u00a0 But it also means they are anxious to spread out.\u00a0 When Camera Girl opened the box door the quail flew out in much the way shaken soda escapes from a bottle, rapidly and straight up.\u00a0 After the mass of panicked birds departed into the stratosphere and she had stopped blinking in amazement Camera Girl noticed that one bird had remained.\u00a0 This was the silver lining that was presented to me at the end of the story.\u00a0 Being a glass half empty kind of guy, I speculated that it probably broke a wing during the melee.\u00a0 But, being a fair and even-tempered individual, I thanked her for her help in the event told her I\u2019d be following this lone bird\u2019s future career with great interest.\u00a0 At that point I wrote off the whole thing as a good learning experience, namely that I\u2019d learned that all birds are jerks.<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday morning during our weekly inspection tour of the south forty, Camera Girl was excited to point out that there were now at least two quail skulking around the perimeter of the property.\u00a0 I should explain that part of the preparations for \u201cOperation Shoot a Bunch of Money into the Sky\u201d was the purchase of what is called a quail field base which consists of a device that provides food and water to quails in your field along with a battery powered electronic quail call that summons the quail to the base.\u00a0 Even though we only knew of one quail remaining in the immediate neighborhood of the base I activated the quail call.\u00a0 Every thirty minutes during daylight hours, this call produces a really goofy sounding bird noise which is supposed to lead the quails home to the base.<\/p>\n<p>Well I guess it works.\u00a0 At least one and possibly several quails are now roaming around my fields and the surrounding woods.\u00a0 As the kids would say I\u2019m mightily chuffed.\u00a0 So, Saturday as I was taking close up shots of caterpillars and plants I was able to get close enough to one quail ambling around in the brush to take his photo that I\u2019ve attached above.\u00a0 The jury is of course still out but it\u2019s entirely possible that maybe not all birds are jerks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; About 10 minutes down the road from me is a field that is surrounded by corn fields, dairy farms and suburban neighborhoods.\u00a0 This sizable<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[301,300,298,157,297,299],"class_list":["post-1370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events","tag-barred-owl","tag-camera-girl","tag-lyme-disease","tag-ocf","tag-quail","tag-ticks"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.4 - 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