As the Cuomo Tragicomedy grinds on the only thing that is certain is that by the end the voters of New York will wish they had Andy back as governor.\u00a0 Not that he is a good governor.\u00a0 Far from it.\u00a0 He is a petty vindictive dope.\u00a0 But compared to what will follow he is Pericles.<\/p>\n
And really, I am just tuning in for the laughs.\u00a0 The first high note will be when the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences takes back Andrew\u2019s Emmy Award.\u00a0 That will strike at the very heart of who he is<\/strong>.\u00a0 The loss of legitimacy will probably force him to resign his office.<\/p>\n The second important moment will be when Fredo turns on him.\u00a0 All of this scandal has been terrifying for Fredo.\u00a0 He doesn\u2019t really know how to navigate these treacherous straits.\u00a0 So far, he has gotten by leaning on the fraternal loyalty schtick.\u00a0 It\u2019s definitely wearing thin and eventually he\u2019ll have to move against Andy.\u00a0 It will have to involve some flavor of Fredo being the victim of all this dishonesty.\u00a0 If I thought Fredo was bold enough I\u2019d guess he\u2019d go transgender.\u00a0 That would completely inoculate him from the contagion of patriarchal guilt.\u00a0 And who knows, maybe someone will think it up for him.\u00a0 That would be a great sideshow.\u00a0 He could even change his last name to Cuoma to literally divorce himself from the masculine gender.\u00a0 I\u2019m hoping it will work itself out on air on CNN.\u00a0 Possibly Don Lemon can perform some kind of ritual mounting of Fredo to symbolize the defeat of white straight cis hetero something or other.\u00a0 Well, whatever they come up with won\u2019t be that funny but still, it\u2019ll be worth a laugh or two.\u00a0 It\u2019s built into the trade mark Chris Cuomo deer in the headlights look into the camera.\u00a0 In fact, it\u2019s a family trait.\u00a0 I remember I was told about the press conference where Andy was asked about the public policy of his administration in sending COVID patients back into the nursing homes to infect the other patients.\u00a0 When I viewed the video, Andy had that same deer in the headlights look on his face.\u00a0 I\u2019m not even sure he knew what the policy was.\u00a0 It just shows that Mario\u2019s sons aren\u2019t all that very bright.<\/p>\n But as I say, what will follow Andy in the Governor\u2019s mansion will make him look like Abraham Lincoln in comparison.\u00a0 It will be a vindictive woman of color and she will torture everyone in that state until they flee in horror.\u00a0 It should be marvelous.\u00a0 I will especially enjoy her torturing her white sisters relentlessly.\u00a0 I assume they will be the primary subject of her wrath and they will be the ones dispossessed even more vindictively than white men.<\/p>\n I notice that I haven\u2019t even addressed the sexual crimes that Andy has been accused of.\u00a0 So far, they still pale in comparison to what Groper Joe got away with in the Senate.\u00a0 We won\u2019t even consider what Bill Clinton got up to as Governor of Arkansas.\u00a0 Andy kissed a couple of women and I think he touched a woman\u2019s stomach under the pretense of admiring her abs.\u00a0 And he propositioned a couple of them too.\u00a0 Well as a Democrat leader of a blue state, these are hanging offenses.\u00a0 And I couldn\u2019t be happier that they are being used as the icing on the cake for shoving him out of office.\u00a0 All of these male feminists should have to suffer the consequences of advocating the double standards of modern feminism.\u00a0 I will relish every moment of his obligatory groveling to the matriarchy.<\/p>\n And finally, what will the future hold for Andy?\u00a0 Could he actually serve time?\u00a0 Probably not for the COVID deaths.\u00a0 That was just the usual stupidity of elected officials.\u00a0 For that you get kicked out of office.\u00a0 But could he be locked up for sex crimes?\u00a0 I think he might!\u00a0 So, there could be even more fun to come.<\/p>\n