{"id":13951,"date":"2021-03-19T23:53:55","date_gmt":"2021-03-20T03:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=13951"},"modified":"2021-03-20T09:31:33","modified_gmt":"2021-03-20T13:31:33","slug":"buckaroo-biden-and-the-white-supremacist-space-pirates-chapter-1-the-haunted-staircase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2021\/03\/19\/buckaroo-biden-and-the-white-supremacist-space-pirates-chapter-1-the-haunted-staircase\/","title":{"rendered":"Buckaroo Biden and the White Supremacist Space Pirates \u2013 Chapter 1 \u2013 The Haunted Staircase"},"content":{"rendered":"

I guess the consolation prize I get for living in a banana republic is watching \u201cEl Presidente\u201d swagger his way around in front of the peasants.\u00a0 Well, apparently el jefe hasn\u2019t had a lot of practice swaggering lately because of the COVID lockdown.\u00a0 Swaggering has turned into staggering and Dopey Joe almost did himself in on the staircase for Air Force One.\u00a0 \u00a0Watch this<\/a>.<\/p>\n

He fell down three times.\u00a0 Of course, he didn\u2019t roll down the entire staircase like some Inspector Clouseau or Groucho Marx routine<\/a>,\u00a0 but hopefully that will come later.\u00a0 I\u2019m waiting for Jen Psaki to explain to us that the cause of the stairs mishap was white supremacists.\u00a0 Hopefully the FBI is on the case and will soon round up the saboteurs and wreckers who were responsible for the assassination attempt.\u00a0 Obviously, the steps were booby trapped.\u00a0 I expect in the future President Biden will be loaded onto Air Force One in a cargo net.\u00a0 Of course, he\u2019ll need to be bubble wrapped and packed in foam peanuts but if they only pack him up to his armpits with his arms out, he can still salute the military guards and maintain his dignity.<\/p>\n

So, at this point we have a commander in chief who cannot remember words like Department of Defense or the names of the major cabinet secretaries.\u00a0 He can\u2019t speak coherently and now he can\u2019t walk up a flight of stairs.\u00a0 It\u2019s kind of exciting trying to guess what will be next.\u00a0 Crude jokes about various bodily functions should be avoided but honestly, I know everyone is thinking exactly that.<\/p>\n

I guess it\u2019s possible if they want him to be able to keep this masquerade going for more than a few months that they will restrict all his appearances to scripted speeches using a teleprompter and avoiding any direct question and answer periods.\u00a0 Or they could replace Meat Biden with an Animatronic Biden.\u00a0 I\u2019m sure if Google and Elon Musk worked together, they could have Biden 2.0 ready for use within a year or so.\u00a0 It might look and sound a little different from Meat Biden, a little too coherent and gaffe free but it would serve its purpose.\u00a0 After all nobody really believes Dementia Joe is either the legitimate president or even a minimally competent one.\u00a0 They just need him to last for a little over two years so they can bring in Kamalarris the Blubbering Hysteric to rule us by conniption.<\/p>\n

Well, let\u2019s at least enjoy the show for however long Joe can keep this Curley Howard routine<\/a> going.\u00a0 Why not?\u00a0 Hopefully no one is seriously thinking that Washington is a real government anymore, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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