Two months into the Biden puppet show, it appears that giving pre-rehearsed answers to pre-screened questions is no longer a workable option.\u00a0 His handlers must be starting to look for an exit strategy from this increasingly embarrassing charade.\u00a0 Now he\u2019s openly reading from prepared crib sheets to the softball questions that have been vetted and choreographed.\u00a0 And he\u2019s even failing at that!<\/p>\n
I know they want to keep Biden up there for two more years but, come on!\u00a0 In less than six months there won\u2019t be anything left but his teeth.\u00a0 The whole thing is going to descend into a monstrous parody of a living man.\u00a0 Soon they\u2019ll need a translator that will stand on the side of the stage and interpret the grunts and grimaces that the Biden husk emits.\u00a0 I\u2019m almost hoping they\u2019ll use some kind of CGI effect that interacts with the press corps and mostly mimics human speech.\u00a0 It doesn\u2019t have to be perfect.\u00a0 The GPS for my car sounds like a valley girl while she nags me to change lanes for my turn.\u00a0 Maybe Joe Biden can sound like her.\u00a0 Or maybe he can look and sound like the Wizard of Oz.\u00a0 You know, the fake one with the flames shooting out.<\/p>\n
But whatever they come up with I think it\u2019s going to be impossible to maintain the illusion that Joe Biden is the mastermind of the Deep State.\u00a0 He\u2019s always been a small time grifter riding on the coattails of bigger crooks.\u00a0 Now he\u2019s just a former character actor descending into a vegetative state while the cabal of crooks and handlers decide what latest outrage they\u2019ll unveil to insult the general population.<\/p>\n
The only thing I\u2019m uncertain about is at what point do they throw in the towel and cart Joe off to the skilled nursing facility to breath out his last few days on earth in silence.<\/p>\n
I guess I shouldn\u2019t be in too great a hurry to welcome \u201cPresident Cackles\u201d into the spotlight.\u00a0 After catching her act at one of the Democrat debates, I have made a point of avoiding all of her public speaking spectacles.\u00a0 I haven\u2019t even been tempted to listen to one of her sound bites.\u00a0 Her particular brand of mental illness repels me.\u00a0 But I am interested to see if she manages to get into some tussles with reporters.\u00a0 Someone as think skinned and emotionally unstable as she is will find it difficult to avoid what she perceives as insults to her dignity.\u00a0 In other words, at some point someone will ask a question that isn\u2019t just slobbering praise and it will totally unhinge her.\u00a0 That I might want to see.\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure I\u2019ve ever seen a serving President of the United States cry.\u00a0 That would be a sort of milestone and well worth the faint nausea that will probably accompany the sight.<\/p>\n
So best of luck Zombie Biden.\u00a0 Here\u2019s hoping you can keep up this comedy act of yours for a while still.\u00a0 I have high hopes that sometime soon you\u2019ll blurt out something really cool.\u00a0 Maybe it\u2019ll be some narrative about the really great dessert you had at lunch or an anecdote about the clean, articulate black fellow that you beat in your race for president.\u00a0 I have faith.\u00a0 The big guy still has something to contribute.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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