{"id":14146,"date":"2021-04-10T22:07:47","date_gmt":"2021-04-11T02:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=14146"},"modified":"2021-04-10T22:07:47","modified_gmt":"2021-04-11T02:07:47","slug":"buckaroo-biden-and-the-white-supremacist-space-pirates-chapter-3-biden-family-values","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/10\/buckaroo-biden-and-the-white-supremacist-space-pirates-chapter-3-biden-family-values\/","title":{"rendered":"Buckaroo Biden and the White Supremacist Space Pirates \u2013 Chapter 3 \u2013 Biden Family Values"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week marked the resurfacing of Buckaroo\u2019s sidekick, \u201cThe Parmesan Kid.\u201d\u00a0 Hunter has returned to the spotlight with new tales of his incomparable lust for life.\u00a0 And it\u2019s hard to imagine that anything he could say at this point could compare with his former exploits.\u00a0 A man who captures video of himself having sex with underage girls surely has already hit bottom.\u00a0 But for the sake of having something new with which to sell his new book, Hunter shares the trials and tribulations of his search for remnant crumbs of crack cocaine in his carpet.\u00a0 Apparently, parmesan cheese and Cheetos dust resemble crack cocaine when you\u2019re as strung out and stupid as the son of Dementia Joe.<\/p>\n<p>Now we\u2019ve had loser relatives of the president before.\u00a0 Jimmy Carter had his brother \u201cBillie Beer\u201d Carter who would urinate on Air Force One\u2019s tire on the tarmac when the urge hit him.\u00a0 And Chelsea Clinton was guaranteed to embarrass the country if for no other reason than her parents are Bill and Hillary.\u00a0 But Hunter is in a class of his own.\u00a0 Here\u2019s a guy who impregnates a stripper, refuses to pay child support but has to relent to avoid having his financial records inspected.\u00a0 He\u2019s kicked out of the Navy because he couldn\u2019t pass a drug test.\u00a0 He works one no-show job after another because of his father\u2019s political clout and he launders all his father\u2019s kickbacks.\u00a0 But without a doubt the absolute bottom has to be bedding his dead brother\u2019s widow.\u00a0 You have to wonder whether he thinks he\u2019s competing with Caligula or something.<\/p>\n<p>But you have to know that Hunter is just the logical conclusion when someone like Joe Biden has a family.\u00a0 How else can you end up when your crooked politician of a father makes you his bagman.\u00a0 What could Joe possibly say to Hunter to dissuade him from doing any fool thing?\u00a0 It\u2019s wrong?\u00a0 Please!\u00a0 It\u2019s dangerous?\u00a0 How could anything be dangerous when the fixers in the FBI and the CIA have got your back?\u00a0 It\u2019ll look bad?\u00a0 With the News agencies and Silicon Valley at your beck and call?\u00a0 Why shouldn\u2019t he become the Charlie Sheen of Washington?<\/p>\n<p>No, no, no.\u00a0 Hunter is not the villain, he\u2019s the result of someone as corrupt as Joe Biden being elevated to the highest power in the land.\u00a0 In a way Hunter almost seems moderate.\u00a0 As far as I know he\u2019s never been accused of cannibalism or necrophilia.\u00a0 But we\u2019re still pretty early in his career.\u00a0 I have to assume that sometime after Kamala\u2019s third term Michelle Obama is going to need a running mate and then who knows, when Hunter is close to eighty maybe it\u2019ll be his turn in the White House.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, by then it\u2019s hard to imagine there\u2019ll still be much of a country left for Hunter to pillage.\u00a0 But that\u2019s where his experience picking crumbs out the carpet will really come in handy.\u00a0 There should be just enough left for him to keep the orgy going right to the end.\u00a0 If not, he\u2019ll have to get the stripper\u2019s kid up to speed on shaking down foreigners.\u00a0 Maybe he can impress the Zimbabweans.<\/p>\n<p><a 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