{"id":14217,"date":"2021-04-16T09:38:07","date_gmt":"2021-04-16T13:38:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=14217"},"modified":"2021-04-17T15:04:54","modified_gmt":"2021-04-17T19:04:54","slug":"revenge-of-the-morbidly-obese-weather-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/16\/revenge-of-the-morbidly-obese-weather-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"Revenge of the Morbidly Obese Weather Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"

One should never mock the weather gods<\/a> in New England.\u00a0 Even if they happen to have blue hair and weigh in at half a ton.\u00a0 Even after tax day you are never safe from snow until the Fourth of July (or is it Juneteenth now?).<\/p>\n

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And the worst part about it is that even though it’ll mostly melt later on today I have to clear the driveway to allow for safe passage of guests today.\u00a0 Bring out the snow shovel.\u00a0 Oh my aching back.\u00a0 Damn you fat weather girls wherever you are.<\/p>\n

Well, I don’t take back a single word of it.\u00a0 If I’m going to have unearthly weather; snow in the summer or flaming meteors of bitumen I want it announced by a cheerful pretty woman who will gracefully point at the green screen and smile her blinding white smile.<\/p>\n

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Update:<\/p>\n

So I finished my shoveling and decided to take a few photos of the weirdness.<\/p>\n

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Another Update:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Now you see it, and now you don’t<\/strong><\/p>\n

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