{"id":14964,"date":"2021-06-23T00:05:21","date_gmt":"2021-06-23T04:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=14964"},"modified":"2021-06-23T12:52:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-23T16:52:00","slug":"the-fresh-prince-of-gotham","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2021\/06\/23\/the-fresh-prince-of-gotham\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fresh Prince of Gotham"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The NYC Democratic Mayoral Primary is today and although there will also be a Republican candidate selected today that\u2019s more or less a formality and whichever Democratic bozo is the primary winner will be installed as Grand High Exalted Leader of Gotham by the Sea.<\/p>\n<p>Polls have shown that even the brainless progressives who inhabit this modern-day Rome have become spooked by the daily horrific assaults and the scope of the theft that now goes on routinely throughout their once safe metropolis and will lead to the \u201claw and order\u201d Democrat, former policeman Eric Adams, being selected based on his promise not to disband the NYPD.<\/p>\n<p>And that may be true.\u00a0 But I\u2019m hoping for a different outcome.\u00a0 I\u2019m hoping a dark horse wins.\u00a0 I\u2019m talking about <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Paperboy_Prince#\/media\/File:Paperboy_Love_Prince_with_flowers.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Paperboy Love Prince<\/a>.\u00a0 Born David Porter Jr., this non-binary candidate prefers the pronouns God\/Goddess, Paperboy Prince, and they\/them.<\/p>\n<p>According to his Wikipedia page \u201cthey dress as \u201croyalty\u201d to draw attention to how politicians can hold power for longer than kings or queens.\u00a0\u00a0 In an interview with fashion magazine Prince explained how freedom in fashion encourages freedom in thinking and welcoming of diversity.\u00a0 They often wear a Game Boy Advance SP or Game Boy Color around their neck.\u00a0 Prince hosts a community center called the Love Gallery on Myrtle Avenue in Bushwick, Brooklyn. \u00a0In addition to being a place for community meetings, the Love Gallery is also a vintage clothing store, a food distribution center, and their political campaign headquarters.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Currently Paperboy is running a little behind.\u00a0 With about 2% of the vote in he has 0.4% of the vote.\u00a0 That\u2019s 958 votes out of a current 240,000.\u00a0 But I sense a stirring in the force.\u00a0 I know that this is the non-binary goddess New York is waiting for.\u00a0 I think under a Paperboy Love Prince administration New York will get the treatment it truly deserves.\u00a0 True Bill de Blasio went a long way in fundamentally transforming New York from an old-fashioned stodgy city with high paying jobs and neighborhoods that included somewhat functional schools and subways into a vibrant paradise where every moment is an adrenaline rush and you live life to the fullest as if every moment could be your last.\u00a0 And that\u2019s because, of course, it very possibly could be your last.<\/p>\n<p>But that was just the beginning.\u00a0 With Paperboy we will see a level of dysfunction heretofore undreamed of.\u00a0 You can only imagine how this Paperboy Love Prince (PLP) will appoint incredible humanoids to head up his departments.\u00a0 Undoubtedly the Police Commissioner will not have a law and order bent (or pants probably).\u00a0 And the Education Commissioner will not be focused on test scores or any of that jazz.\u00a0 It will be about finding the maximum number of transgender candidates hiding out in the third grade.<\/p>\n<p>I assume PLP won\u2019t have time to maintain a sanitation department or try to keep the buses and subways running.\u00a0 You can\u2019t do everything you know.\u00a0 But he will probably add new innovative departments like the Commissioner of Twitter and TikTok or something cool like that.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I don\u2019t expect PLP\u2019s administration to go the whole four years of \u201ctheir\u201d term.\u00a0 I\u2019d say eighteen months should be long enough for black plague and cannibalism to resolve things.\u00a0 But it will be a time to remember.\u00a0 And by the end it will produce a cityscape familiar to anyone who\u2019s seen \u201cEscape From New York.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So come on Big Apple, give Paperboy his shot.\u00a0 He\u2019s ready and he\u2019s sure to finish off any doubts about the future.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update: Well, Paperboy Love Prince got 0.4% of the vote (~3,400 votes).\u00a0 The MAN says Paperboy lost but hold on!\u00a0 If all the voters who voted for someone else happened to put Paperboy as their second choice then this thing can turn around.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t give up.\u00a0 Paperboy can still win!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The NYC Democratic Mayoral Primary is today and although there will also be a Republican candidate selected today that\u2019s more or less a formality 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