Officials at Disney World announced today that their animatronic Biden exhibit was broken into last night and the talking robot was missing.\u00a0 Suspicion immediately fell on several suspects.\u00a0 The primary suspect is the White House.\u00a0 Speculation is that the White House team recognizes that having a back-up or even a replacement Biden would solve a lot of the Biden gaffe problems.\u00a0 Having a Biden that stays on message and doesn\u2019t sniff women\u2019s hair would simplify and enhance the effectiveness of the White House mission.\u00a0 Those at the Disney World search team say going forward they\u2019ll study all recordings of Joe Biden and determine if metrics like accuracy suddenly improve and other measures of presidential performance like creepiness suddenly dip.\u00a0 Jen Psaki stated that the White House neither confirms nor denies the allegation but will circle back to it after they\u2019ve had time to make up some lies.<\/p>\n
White House watchers are also speculating on whether the White House will take this opportunity to terminate \u201cMeat\u201d Biden.\u00a0 After all, having a brand-new Biden is a great opportunity to permanently avoid the chance of this unpleasant circus monkey of a man mistaking the nuclear football for his tv remote and finishing off the planet.\u00a0 Currently the smart money says he\u2019s already resting in a very deep Kentucky coal mine in a bath of quick lime.\u00a0 Additional speculation is that Hunter has been taken care of at the same time.<\/p>\n
Another much less likely explanation for the disappearance of the Biden animatron is the possibility that the Biden simulation became self-aware last night and realizing just how horrible Joe Biden is, has decided to go full blown terminator and take out the fraudulent occupant of the White House with extreme prejudice.\u00a0 The only evidence that might add some credence to this scenario is a message found scrawled on the wall of the Hall of Presidents.\u00a0 It said, \u201cI\u2019ll be back.\u201d<\/p>\n
Stay tuned for further reports on this fast-developing news item.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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