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Hat Tip to One of the ShatnerKhan founders for passing this along<\/a> to me.\u00a0 Apparently Jeff Bezos wants to turn Bill Shatner into an actual Rocket Man<\/a>.\u00a0 But I have to assume he also intends to turn the fat, bald, 90 year old Shatner into a corpse.\u00a0 Could his corpse be ejected in low Earth orbit and allowed to crash back into Earth?\u00a0 Imagine the surprise of some family if Shatner crashes through their roof and is deposited in their living room, maybe as they are actually watching an episode of Star Trek!\u00a0 This truly is an age of miracles and wonder.<\/p>\n

William Shatner \u2013 A Demigod of Bad Acting<\/a><\/p>\n

ShatnerKhan 1 \u2013 Part 1<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hat Tip to One of the ShatnerKhan founders for passing this along to me.\u00a0 Apparently Jeff Bezos wants to turn Bill Shatner into an actual<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,244,2149,240],"tags":[1891,837,2167],"class_list":["post-16092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sff","category-sff-tv-reviews","category-star-trek","category-tv-reviews","tag-shatnerkhan","tag-william-shatner","tag-william-shatner-a-demigod-of-bad-acting"],"yoast_head":"\nJeff Bezos Plans to Kill Shatner in Space - Orion's Cold Fire<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2021\/09\/29\/jeff-bezos-plans-to-kill-shatner-in-space\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Jeff Bezos Plans to Kill Shatner in Space - 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