{"id":17264,"date":"2022-01-07T09:00:48","date_gmt":"2022-01-07T14:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=17264"},"modified":"2022-01-07T09:07:16","modified_gmt":"2022-01-07T14:07:16","slug":"real-people-and-pods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2022\/01\/07\/real-people-and-pods\/","title":{"rendered":"Real People and Pods"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Updated)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Corporate America has mutated over the course of the last thirty years into a completely different creature.\u00a0 Back in the \u201890s if you worked for even a cold-blooded corporation like Raytheon and even though you knew (and they admitted) that you were nothing but a faceless cog to them that they would layoff at the drop of an earnings point still there was an honesty about what they were about and what your place in the company was.\u00a0 You were there because they had measured your competency and they had work that they were willing to pay you to do.\u00a0 And as long as you accomplished that work in a satisfactory manner and they continued to have that work for you to do, then you were a cog in good standing with Raytheon.<\/p>\n

But in the last five years a very different model has existed at American corporations.\u00a0 A larger and larger proportion of the company\u2019s time and energy is invested in social justice.\u00a0 And not just in the trappings and theater that corporations have up until now been involved in.\u00a0 These trappings are things like sensitivity training and \u201ccelebrations\u201d of diversity where they hand out rainbow magnets with which everyone must festoon their cubicles.\u00a0 We\u2019ve all learned to ignore all that crap because it\u2019s annoying but relatively harmless.<\/p>\n

What isn\u2019t harmless is the diversity hires that don\u2019t work.\u00a0 I group this category into two cases.\u00a0 The first case is the out and out hopeless employees.\u00a0 A few years back we had an opening for a senior process engineer.\u00a0 This requires someone with about five years of experience.\u00a0 We don\u2019t need a genius but we do need to have someone who knows the basic requirements for the process equipment that we use and also competency in the engineering knowledge that we typically need.\u00a0 So, heat transfer, fluid mechanics, material science and the good manufacturing practices that the FDA expects in a biopharma plant.\u00a0 My boss at the time had a found a candidate.\u00a0 The candidate was a senior engineer at one of our competitors.\u00a0 But more importantly she was a black woman from Africa.\u00a0 He was in heaven.\u00a0 She was a threefer; a woman, black and a foreigner.\u00a0 He sang her praises and told me how much she would bring to the process engineering group through her pluperfect quantities of diversity.\u00a0 For a minute I was afraid he would jump up on his desk and start dancing or burst into tears.\u00a0 I nodded my head and inwardly hoped for the best.<\/p>\n

Well, she was utterly unqualified.\u00a0 She was completely unfamiliar with even the simplest equipment and instrument components.\u00a0 One of the first thing a chemical process engineer becomes familiar with at his first job in a processing plant is relief valves.\u00a0 The senior engineers love to stick the newbies with the thankless task of sizing and specifying these devices.\u00a0 There are a bunch of safety cases that have to be considered that have to do with things like a fire breaking out in the area or a runaway reaction occurring.\u00a0 I was prepared to have to teach her how to do the sizing calculations.\u00a0 What I wasn\u2019t expecting was that she didn\u2019t even know what a relief valve is.\u00a0 I was kind of stunned.\u00a0 What I realized then was that they had hired someone who wasn\u2019t an engineer.\u00a0 She wouldn\u2019t be able to do any of the work that her spot on the team would get assigned.\u00a0 Six people would have to do the work of seven.\u00a0 Luckily for us this very personable woman spent most of the remainder of her time with us either on maternity leave or sick leave.\u00a0 She ended up having two and a half children before she left for her next diversity engineering position with one of our competitors.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s the first category, the completely useless.\u00a0 The second category is not as absurd but much more damaging and demoralizing.\u00a0 This is the Supergirl category.\u00a0 Here they select a straight out of college young woman, preferably an attractive blonde girl, and put her in charge of a large group of qualified technical people and by dint of power point slides and corporate blather elevate her to upper management.\u00a0 She has a very high-ranking male boss as her mentor who makes sure that everyone on the team understands that failure is not an option.\u00a0 So, if she decides to institute a continuous improvement program that requires everyone to work eighty-hour weeks to constantly update the systems in an almost random fashion on a bimonthly basis then that is what everyone will do if they want to remain on the \u201cteam.\u201d<\/p>\n

And that is what will be.\u00a0 For the younger people they\u2019ll accept this nonsense because they\u2019re trying to build a career.\u00a0 But it\u2019s extremely discouraging for the qualified people working under this wunderkind.\u00a0 And not just the men.\u00a0 Plenty of the senior women are outraged that they\u2019ve been leapfrogged over by goldilocks and they immediately assume she\u2019s sleeping with the boss.\u00a0 So, morale goes straight to hell and anyone who can leave, does.\u00a0 Eventually the problems this causes are laid at the feet of her boss and she gets kicked upstairs to the executive suite where the whole thing probably happens again.<\/p>\n

And in the last year since the George Floyd fiasco things have gotten even worse.\u00a0 Now straight white men have been targeted as people who can be openly harassed as bad people.\u00a0 This is accelerating the exodus of qualified professionals from these woke companies.\u00a0 The people who remain are a combination of either those who desperately need their jobs or those who agree with the social justice narrative.\u00a0 And there are even straight white men who fit the latter case.\u00a0 Canadians seem especially well suited for this environment.<\/p>\n

But that brings me to the point of this post.\u00a0 In the old days even at the most dehumanizing corporate hellholes you would still find plenty of humans, people you wouldn\u2019t mind sharing a beer or playing a game of cards with. \u00a0In fact, everyone could agree on just how bad the company stunk.\u00a0 But in today\u2019s woke corporations they are actively selecting both by positive and negative reinforcement for pod people.\u00a0 Working in a place that has a dysfunctional selection process that creates a caste system that ignores merit will create an echo chamber that normal people will find intolerable and in the long run will make the company unprofitable.<\/p>\n

A few companies (e.g., Basecamp<\/a>) have decided to reverse this trend and select merit as the basis for hiring and advancement.\u00a0 Hopefully this will grow into a trend.\u00a0 But until it does the corporate environment will be a bleak vista for the normal Joe.<\/p>\n

06JAN2022 Update<\/strong><\/p>\n

Chemist<\/strong><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve seen many of these hires as well. One of our useless hires (Previous employer) made a major mistake that could have killed people. It was a safety violation and management had no choice but to fire her. But they couldn\u2019t just fire her! No, the Gods demanded a sacrifice! So a senior technician (White male, so who cares?) was also fired for \u201cNot catching her mistake\u201d. Apparently, it was his job to keep an eye on her. Who knew?<\/p>\n

I had a wunderkind as a boss shortly after grad school so I stayed to build my career. This woman could do no wrong. Like you said, when the problems became apparent, they fired her boss \u2013 and gave her his job. A year later she went on maternity leave for 3 months and came back to a VP position. Must be nice.<\/p>\n

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07JAN2022 Update<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jason<\/strong><\/p>\n

Unfortunately, I\u2019ve seen the wunderkind crap too many times. I\u2019ve even been passed over because I didn\u2019t fit the apparent \u201cdemographic need\u201d (ie, I wasn\u2019t female and attractive). I had been at one very large company for 6 years (12 years of total experience in the workforce) and was deemed not the right fit for a manager role that they gave to a 23 year old. To be fair, she was gorgeous. I could see the draw. Beyond that though, she ticked several other boxes as well\u2026 she was personable, easy-going, and seemed to be a real \u201cgo-getter,\u201d etc.<\/p>\n

She just wasn\u2019t real bright. And the M&A role she was promoted into needed a bright person. She actually skipped one \u201clevel\u201d and was essentially promoted twice into this role. They did offer me a transfer into the group, but it would have been a lateral move and I would have been working for this girl. I passed on the move, much to my manager\u2019s relief.<\/p>\n

She is now employed with the same company and has been promoted a couple times beyond that manager role to a \u201cdirector,\u201d whatever that means.<\/p>\n

The company was trying the \u201cwoke\u201d thing, even back in 2011 when this particular story took place. They had a women\u2019s development group, etc. We even had meetings where they told us that they were not trying to \u201cpromote\u201d women just because they were women even though that\u2019s exactly what they were doing. They apparently forgot that actions speak loudly, and we weren\u2019t blind just because we were men.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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