Connecticut and Massachusetts are ending their mask mandates in the next few days.\u00a0 Suddenly most New Englanders won’t be able to rob liquor stores without making their intentions known in advance.\u00a0 It will be the dawning of a new age of emotional communication.\u00a0 The smile and the frown will re-emerge as human tools of expression.\u00a0 Now I’ll be able to warn my Dunwichian neighbors when they’ve offended me without being forced to flip them the bird.\u00a0 And alternatively I no longer have to resort to the OK or white power sign when expressing approbation.\u00a0 I can flash my pearly whites to get my point across.<\/p>\n
The only one still wearing the mask will be Dementia Joe.\u00a0 He is so old and brain damaged that COVID legitimately is a threat to his life.\u00a0 And to ours.\u00a0 If Dopey Joe should die anytime soon we’d end up with the Cackler in Chief.\u00a0 Now there’s a sobering thought.\u00a0 Well, he can have my boosters.\u00a0 I don’t need them.\u00a0 Even people who were staunch vax believers are starting to get scared about the boosters.\u00a0 Too many scary stories of young healthy people keeling over afterwards.<\/p>\n
Yesterday I wa out half of the day on an errand.\u00a0 We’re going into another warmup here and I probably have to do one more cleanup day today on the earlier snow.\u00a0 If I don’t get it out of the way it’ll turn to ice and will be there until April. So I might be a little behind today.<\/p>\n
So as more and more states end the mask mandate it is important that we remind voters in the coming months just how long the Democrats kept up this charade and for no reason at all.\u00a0 People should remember how Brandon predicted that this would be a winter of illness and death for the unvaccinated and how he had run out of patience with Americans who wanted to make their own health decisions without the blessing of Fauci and Biden.<\/p>\n
I have a meeting tonight with the Dunwich Pentaveret.\u00a0 We will discuss all the troubling eldritch horrors that we paid for last year and start budgeting for this year’s troubling eldritch horrors.\u00a0 What with inflation and COVID restrictions we expect it will cost us 25% to 30% more than last year.\u00a0 Well, as First Selectman Cthulhu always says, “It is what it is.\u00a0 And put more barbecue sauce on those election volunteers.”<\/p>\n
Alright, enough of that.\u00a0 Busy, busy, busy.\u00a0 Stay tuned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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