{"id":20649,"date":"2022-10-06T00:35:39","date_gmt":"2022-10-06T04:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=20649"},"modified":"2022-10-06T00:35:39","modified_gmt":"2022-10-06T04:35:39","slug":"of-ricotta-cheese-and-the-seventh-circle-of-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2022\/10\/06\/of-ricotta-cheese-and-the-seventh-circle-of-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Of Ricotta Cheese and the Seventh Circle of Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What to write about tonight?\u00a0 Today was a day for chores.\u00a0 One was my semi-annual trip to the dental hygienist.\u00a0 Such a strange thing we have to do.\u00a0 Twice a year someone has to torture you with dental tools while trying to make small talk with someone who can\u2019t speak.\u00a0 You know it\u2019s an interesting thing.\u00a0 Someone who\u2019s good at that must be a gifted person.\u00a0 My hygienist only sees me twice a year but somehow manages to continue the conversation from where it left off six months earlier.\u00a0 Quite the trick.\u00a0 Either she has an incredible memory or she takes notes.\u00a0 Either way it\u2019s kind of remarkable.\u00a0 And it\u2019s funny.\u00a0 This time she told me that my teeth and gums looked better than usual.\u00a0 For some reason this slight praise filled me with a sense of accomplishment.\u00a0 I was now some kind of flossing ninja!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, when I got back home with my slightly whiter teeth and my \u201cfree\u201d new toothbrush I read through the news articles and I even commented on the OPEC move to screw Joe Biden to the wall.\u00a0 And that was fun.\u00a0 But nothing struck me as the nucleus of a post.<\/p>\n<p>So, I watched an old movie that I recently bought.\u00a0 I got it used at a library sale.\u00a0 I\u2019d never consider buying it new because it\u2019s not that good.\u00a0 It\u2019s \u201cConstantine\u201d with Keanu Reeves as a freelance exorcist who battles demons while smoking a 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at the logic of the Constantine movie I decided that for this monstrous act Creepy Uncle Joe should be consigned to one of the worst circles of Hell, possibly the one where an arch-demon gets to clean the teeth of the damned with a pickaxe for all eternity and where they\u2019ve completely run out of free toothbrushes.\u00a0 I started to wonder if Joe\u2019s fake teeth would be more or less sensitive to pain.\u00a0 But then I remembered that arch-demons really know their stuff so he would be in for it either way.\u00a0 So, I felt a little better.<\/p>\n<p>You know all the little problems that come out of the sabotage of the economy seem trivial compared with crime waves, nuclear war and the sexual mutilation of children.\u00a0 But those little things add up to something important.\u00a0 The United States was called the land of opportunity because a good chunk of its citizens, the middle class, was prosperous. \u00a0They weren\u2019t rich but they weren\u2019t poor.\u00a0 They 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