{"id":21747,"date":"2023-01-09T08:57:21","date_gmt":"2023-01-09T13:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=21747"},"modified":"2023-01-09T08:57:21","modified_gmt":"2023-01-09T13:57:21","slug":"guest-contributor-ed-brault-09jan2023-on-settling-old-scores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/09\/guest-contributor-ed-brault-09jan2023-on-settling-old-scores\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest Contributor &#8211; Ed Brault &#8211; 09JAN2023 &#8211; On Settling Old Scores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>(This was in response for demanding reparations for the cultural appropriation of my ancestors superior concrete recipe &#8211; photog)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As a descendant of Slavs, I demand a reparation from your reparations! My ancestors were seized and transported to Rome as slave labor and forced to mix their superior concrete. (I wonder if the formula also included human blood.) I will take my payment in gold\u00a0aureae, 1000 per captured ancestor and descendants to the Fall of the Empire. If coin is not available, I will accept (unrolls scroll) bullion, jewelry, a reserved parking space, my own Winnebago, a chance to direct, (OOPS, wrong scroll), vineyards, pastureland, and 5000 sheep, and a Rudis, the wooden Sword of Freedom.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(This was in response for demanding reparations for the cultural appropriation of my ancestors superior concrete recipe &#8211; photog) As a descendant of Slavs, I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3776,1489,288],"tags":[390,3777,1596,168,2103],"class_list":["post-21747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ed-brault","category-guest-contributors","category-humor","tag-conservative-humor","tag-ed-brault","tag-guest-contributors","tag-humor","tag-slavery-reparations"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Guest Contributor - Ed Brault - 09JAN2023 - On Settling Old Scores - Orion&#039;s Cold Fire<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/09\/guest-contributor-ed-brault-09jan2023-on-settling-old-scores\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Guest Contributor - Ed Brault - 09JAN2023 - On Settling Old Scores - Orion&#039;s Cold Fire\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"(This was in response for demanding reparations for the cultural appropriation of my ancestors superior concrete recipe &#8211; 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