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A friend sent this joke today:<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Sometimes, you just need to share a joke….<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

FRANKS INJURY
\nThe best story of the year doesn’t give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife.
\nThe pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer.
\nSuzie stood and walked to the lectern .
\nShe said, “I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.\u201d
\nYou could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Frank must have experienced.
\n“Frank was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain.\u201d We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Frank’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place with metal staples.\u201d
\nAgain, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Frank.
\n“Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Frank is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.\u201d
\nAll the men sighed with unified relief.
\nThe pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
\nA man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Frank”.
\nThe entire congregation held its breath.
\n“I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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