{"id":22829,"date":"2023-03-20T22:04:37","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T02:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=22829"},"modified":"2023-03-20T22:04:37","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T02:04:37","slug":"20mar2023-spring-equinox-the-canada-war","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/20\/20mar2023-spring-equinox-the-canada-war\/","title":{"rendered":"20MAR2023 \u2013 Spring Equinox \u2013 The Canada War"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A work day and a writing day.\u00a0 Having added a couple of thousand words to my story I felt extremely virtuous.\u00a0 So, I looked at the headlines to see what I had missed.\u00a0 Yikes!<\/p>\n<p>What I saw was plenty of panic over the bank failures and the subsequent actions of the Fed and the other central banks.\u00a0 The narrative is that the Fed and the regulators are going to thread the needle by raising the prime rate enough to keep inflation from igniting but save the banks from imploding by trading their underwater bonds for new ones.\u00a0 Now of course the bond swaps will be wildly inflationary but the thought is if we just keep pumping cash into the banks it will keep the economy from imploding.\u00a0 What could go wrong with that?\u00a0 I\u2019m thinking of converting all my assets into Doritos, the only known commodity that never loses its value and that all people recognize as cash.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile the MSM is beginning to get interested in the reports of the Biden family receiving Chinese influence peddling payments, and <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/03\/18\/cnns-burnett-evidence-revealing-chinese-money-funneled-to-bidens-doesnt-look-good\/\">even CNN admitting on the air that \u201cthis doesn\u2019t look good<\/a>.\u201d\u00a0 So, what can Mumbley Joe do?\u00a0 Well, he says it ain\u2019t so.\u00a0 But nobody believes that.\u00a0 So, he starts yelling about \u201cassault weapons.\u201d\u00a0 But nobody even blinks an eye anymore at that ploy.\u00a0 So, what\u2019s a grifter to do?\u00a0 I assume he\u2019ll try to wag the dog.\u00a0 He\u2019s wanted to get the Russian oil and gas but it turns out the Russians have guns and aren\u2019t afraid of rainbow flag waving soldiers.\u00a0 Plus, it turns out they still have those nukes.\u00a0 Not good.<\/p>\n<p>My guess is he\u2019ll try for a safe war.\u00a0 Maybe he\u2019ll invade Canada.\u00a0 They\u2019ve got oil and gas just like the Russians but no nukes and they\u2019re kind of light in the loafers, especially that Trudeau guy.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, it\u2019s a great idea.\u00a0 This will be easier than that famous standoff with Corn Pop.\u00a0 And he could look tough while doing it.\u00a0 All it needs is a cool name like Operation Desert Storm had.\u00a0 Maybe Operation Arctic Blast or Operation Great White North or Hey Ya Hosers!\u00a0 And this would give General Milly Vanilly a chance to actually win at something.\u00a0 All he\u2019d have to do is have his tranny division roll into Ottawa and de-pants Trudeau and demand he surrender to the obvious justice of a (nominally) heterosexual man groveling before transgender soldiers demanding his country relinquish their harmful fossil fuels to a higher power.<\/p>\n<p>It makes sense to me.\u00a0 It can be a form of reparations for the slaves that the white people of Canada never got around to having but probably thought about.\u00a0 Maybe Gavin Newsom could get involved.\u00a0 His state is looking for $65 billion dollars for reparations and right now the Silicon Valley guys are kind of tapped out.\u00a0 Maybe Joe can give him a cut of the plunder from the Canada war.<\/p>\n<p>You know I really like the idea of the Canada war.\u00a0 We can\u2019t lose (probably) and we can sell off parts of Canada to the rest of the world which will give us enough money to keep our economy afloat long enough to get Joe Biden re-elected in 2024.\u00a0 No, this is good.\u00a0 This is the real thing.\u00a0 I\u2019ve got to call up Biden 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