{"id":23034,"date":"2023-04-01T11:02:21","date_gmt":"2023-04-01T15:02:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=23034"},"modified":"2023-04-01T11:03:03","modified_gmt":"2023-04-01T15:03:03","slug":"01apr2023-april-fools-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/01\/01apr2023-april-fools-day\/","title":{"rendered":"01APR2023 \u2013 April Fool\u2019s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/DSC00829-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15869\" src=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/DSC00829-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1707\" srcset=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/DSC00829-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/DSC00829-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/DSC00829-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/DSC00829-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/DSC00829-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/DSC00829-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Having now lived the majority of my life in New England, I\u2019ve come to associate April Fool\u2019s Day with twenty plus inches of heavy wet snow.\u00a0 Not because that is the inevitable result on April First but because it is the ironic result that would best capture the spirit of this odd \u201choliday.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Well this year\u2019s edition is a less dramatic but more typical version with cold rain and cool refreshing air that I find suits my mood today.\u00a0 I wandered out of the living room onto the lower balcony and breathed in that freshness and approved of the weather and the day and surveyed the soggy battered appearance of the \u201cestate.\u201d\u00a0 The forest is full of dead leaves and sodden moss.\u00a0 The fields are covered in brown grass and sodden moss.\u00a0 Here and there a few daffodils have blossomed.\u00a0 The pond is swollen with the rain and the mallards are nowhere in sight.\u00a0 Maybe ducks are just as sensible as I am and don\u2019t like to get wet.\u00a0 Maybe they\u2019re holed up in an old coyote den waiting out the rain.\u00a0 Naturalists would deny such a thing but I like to think that the animals that inhabit my habitat share in my virtues and vices.\u00a0 Why shouldn\u2019t the ducks crave warmth and eschew getting wet?\u00a0 Very possibly the drake is often scolded by the duchess for forgetting to take out the trash on time and neglecting to repair the flushometer in the spare upstairs bathroom in a timely manner.\u00a0 To me all these things seem possible and in some way fitting.\u00a0 Although 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