{"id":26105,"date":"2023-10-25T14:13:10","date_gmt":"2023-10-25T18:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=26105"},"modified":"2023-10-25T14:28:20","modified_gmt":"2023-10-25T18:28:20","slug":"mike-johnson-is-the-new-speaker-of-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/25\/mike-johnson-is-the-new-speaker-of-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Mike Johnson is the New Speaker of the House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nola.com\/news\/politics\/louisianas-mike-johnson-elected-speaker-of-the-us-house\/article_35a2bcdc-7353-11ee-b5d7-7364f23f7acd.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the doofuses managed to get their act together and Johnson got a unanimous vote from the Stupid Party<\/a>.\u00a0 From what I&#8217;ve read he&#8217;s on the conservative side of things and he hasn&#8217;t insulted Donald Trump.\u00a0 As far as things can be characterized as hopeful let&#8217;s call it that.\u00a0 We&#8217;ll take a pause before recording how the Keystone Cops manage to shoot themselves in the foot later on in the week.\u00a0 Two and half cheers for the doofuses. 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