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photog \u2013 <\/strong>Welcome back.\u00a0 While you were watching that fascinating laxative\/ADHD commercial my guests were comparing notes on libel cases they had going on.\u00a0 President Trump was discussing the slander that has been making the rounds on the cable channels and other cesspools of the mainstream media.\u00a0 Mr. President, are the accusations and fantasies about you setting up a fascist dictatorship in your next term something you\u2019d be likely to pursue through a lawsuit.<\/p>\n

Donald Trump \u2013<\/strong> Negative, photog.\u00a0 All of that chatter is protected by the first amendment.\u00a0 I\u2019m a public figure.\u00a0 They\u2019re allowed to say almost anything.\u00a0 I\u2019m reduced to just waiting until I\u2019m in office and then we\u2019ll see what\u2019s what.<\/p>\n

Cthulhu \u2013<\/strong> I disagree Donald.\u00a0 You\u2019re really limiting your options.<\/p>\n

Donald Trump \u2013 <\/strong>What do you mean CMan?\u00a0 How can I get around the prerogatives of the press?<\/p>\n

Cthulhu \u2013<\/strong> Well, for instance if someone blasphemed against my eldritch self, I\u2019d start by forcing nightmares of cosmic horror to haunt his every sleeping and waking moment.\u00a0 In these nightmares he would experience the sensation of his flesh being slowly eaten away by a corrosive bath of slime that started at his feet and worked its way up to his head.\u00a0 Then when he hadn\u2019t had a moment of peace for two weeks, I\u2019d send a parasite to crawl into his ear one night and begin slowly to gnaw away at his brain.\u00a0 Eventually only his skull would be left.\u00a0 It\u2019s a fan favorite I highly recommend.<\/p>\n

Donald Trump \u2013 <\/strong>Well, that was my plan B.\u00a0 But this is network tv and I don\u2019t like to let the cat out of the bag, so to speak.\u00a0 But tell me CMan, doesn\u2019t the FBI come looking for you when you say these kinds of things in public like this?<\/p>\n

Cthulhu \u2013<\/strong> They used to Donald back in the good old days.\u00a0 And it was very exciting because with all the diversity and inclusion that the FBI has been practicing the variety has been amazing.\u00a0 They\u2019ve even added capon to the menu.<\/p>\n

photog \u2013 <\/strong>Capon?<\/p>\n

Cthulhu \u2013<\/strong> I think they call them post-op trans-women agents.\u00a0 But potato\/puhtata.\u00a0 They\u2019re wonderful with a tobacco sauce marinade.\u00a0 I like them cold with beer so I pop them in the fridge for a day or so.\u00a0 I just wait for them to stop screeching and I know they\u2019re ready.\u00a0 And then I put them in a bowl and watch some old favorites on TCM.\u00a0 I\u2019m a sucker for those old screwball comedies.\u00a0 Or a good old adventure story like Gunga Din or Kim.\u00a0 But they must be running out of capon, uh agents.\u00a0 None have shown up for months.<\/p>\n

Donald Trump \u2013 <\/strong>CMan, not being a Great Old One I don\u2019t have the leeway you do with respect to the criminal justice system.\u00a0 I\u2019ve got to admit it sounds kind of exciting.\u00a0 Well, not the cannibal stuff, but the brain eating bug thing.\u00a0 That probably solves a lot of problems.\u00a0 There are at least a half dozen or so prosecutors and judges that would really benefit from having about half their brains eaten away.<\/p>\n

Cthulhu \u2013<\/strong> I tell you what.\u00a0 I\u2019ll FedEx my copy of the Necronomicon with a post-it on the page with the spell for the brain bug and you see what you think.\u00a0 No pressure.\u00a0 I\u2019ve got a website that\u2019ll only charge you by the amount of brain that gets eaten.\u00a0 You can stop whenever you want and you won\u2019t even get a lot of spam bugging you for more business.<\/p>\n

Donald Trump \u2013 <\/strong>That would be great CMan.\u00a0 I doubt that any of them has more than a few ounces of brains anyway so I\u2019m sure I\u2019ll be able to swing the payments.\u00a0 Although I will say, things have been kind of tight lately.\u00a0 I had to sell off the gold toilet and downgrade to silver.<\/p>\n

Cthulhu \u2013<\/strong> Damn shame.\u00a0 Sorry to hear it.\u00a0 Well don\u2019t worry.\u00a0 I read the other day that you\u2019ll be instituting a fascist dictatorship once you\u2019re reelected.\u00a0 I\u2019m sure you\u2019ll recoup your losses afterwards.<\/p>\n

Donald Trump \u2013 <\/strong>Well, I hope so, but these things are tricky.\u00a0 For every Franco there are probably ten Pol Pots so you never know.<\/p>\n

photog \u2013 <\/strong>I\u2019m sorry to break up this discussion but we\u2019ve got to go to commercial.\u00a0 Take it away, Study-Lax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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