{"id":26836,"date":"2023-12-21T05:00:14","date_gmt":"2023-12-21T10:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=26836"},"modified":"2023-12-20T18:17:49","modified_gmt":"2023-12-20T23:17:49","slug":"a-biden-carol-part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/21\/a-biden-carol-part-3\/","title":{"rendered":"A Biden Carol (Part 3)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><u>Scene 1 \u2013 White House Residence \/ 2 a.m.<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Holy Crap!\u00a0 I think this thing is for real.\u00a0 They know everything I\u2019ve done and why I did it.\u00a0 My only hope is to win the 2024 election and win over the American people.\u00a0 I know.\u00a0 I\u2019ll say all that MAGA stuff.\u00a0 The rubes eat that up.\u00a0 All I\u2019ve got to do is freshen up my \u201cScranton Joe\u201d act and I\u2019ll be back on easy street.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden <\/strong><strong>Present<\/strong> \u2013 That\u2019s what you think.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Donald Trump?\u00a0 What are you doing here?\u00a0 I thought I was going to meet the Ghost of Biden Present.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden Present \u2013 <\/strong>I\u2019m here because I\u2019m going to be the Ghost of Biden Present.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Oh come on man!\u00a0 That\u2019s not fair!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden Present \u2013 <\/strong>Why would a crooked rat like you get treated fair?\u00a0 I got the job because I told them I\u2019d twist the knife every chance I got.\u00a0 Believe me when I say no one is looking to help you, Joe.\u00a0 The only friends you\u2019ve got are paid and that doesn\u2019t exactly guarantee loyalty.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Look Donald.\u00a0 None of that stuff we\u2019ve been doing to you is personal.\u00a0 Garland is just following the law.\u00a0 It\u2019s completely by the books.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden Present \u2013 <\/strong>Don\u2019t waste your time.\u00a0 I\u2019m here to show you what people really think of you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Well, that\u2019s all just a partisan exercise.\u00a0 Your voters are against me and mine are for me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden Present \u2013 <\/strong>You haven\u2019t been paying attention to the polls or the social media sites.\u00a0 You\u2019re about as popular a herpes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden \u2013<\/strong> Which kind?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden Present \u2013 <\/strong>Both.\u00a0 Even the 25% of people who say they\u2019ll vote for you are holding their noses to do it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden<\/strong> \u2013 I don\u2019t believe you.\u00a0 There are millions of Americans who love and trust \u201c<strong>good old uncle Joe<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden Present \u2013 <\/strong>Well, we\u2019re going to go out tonight and let you talk to the people.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Should I hold onto your sleeve and we\u2019ll be whisked along through the air?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden Present \u2013 <\/strong>No we\u2019re taking the front door and walking down Pennsylvania Avenue.<\/p>\n<p><strong>(Exit)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><u>Scene 2 \u2013 Washington D.C.<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden<\/strong> \u2013 What are all these homeless encampments doing in the capitol of the greatest country on Earth?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden Present \u2013 <\/strong>You put them there, numb nuts.\u00a0 These are all the people who\u2019ve been displaced since you opened up the border and let illegal immigrants and fentanyl flood the country.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden \u2013 <\/strong>My border policy is smart, humane and very popular with the American people.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden Present \u2013<\/strong> Really?\u00a0 Let\u2019s test out your theory.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Trump whistles loudly on his fingers and addresses the crowd.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hey folks, here\u2019s \u201cPresident\u201d Biden.\u00a0 He wants to get your opinions on his border policy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Random Homeless Man \u2013<\/strong> It\u2019s really him.\u00a0 Let\u2019s get him!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden<\/strong> \u2013 (<em>As he\u2019s being dragged away by his heels \u00a0and kicked in the head and ribs by the murderous crowd<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Donald, Donald don\u2019t leave me here.\u00a0 Get me out of here before they murder me.\u00a0 How can I learn my lesson if I\u2019m dead.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden Present \u2013 <\/strong>Don\u2019t worry Joe.\u00a0 You can\u2019t be killed in this little demonstration.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biden \u2013 <\/strong>What do you mean?\u00a0 Those kicks hurt!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ghost of Biden Present \u2013 <\/strong>No the beating will hurt like a bastard for sure.\u00a0 But you won\u2019t die.\u00a0 That way it can go on for a very long time.\u00a0 I\u2019ll see you later Joey, much 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