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Scene 1 \u2013 White House Residence \/ 3 a.m.<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n

Biden<\/strong> \u2013 What a horrible dream.\u00a0 All those filthy murderous bums kicking me and spitting on me and other things.\u00a0 And after all I\u2019ve done for them.\u00a0 Making it easy for them to get fentanyl.\u00a0 They should be thanking me!\u00a0 Well, this is the last ghost.\u00a0 This should be easy.\u00a0 I\u2019ll just tell him I\u2019ve seen the light and I\u2019ll get another chance.\u00a0 I\u2019ll use the old shmooze.<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come<\/strong> \u2013 Hello Joe.<\/p>\n

Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Why aren\u2019t you dressed up as Death?\u00a0 Where\u2019s your hooded cloak?<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come \u2013 <\/strong>We\u2019ve moved ahead with the times.\u00a0 The \u201cYet to Come\u201d function is now handled by a clinical team.\u00a0 If you\u2019ll step this way, we\u2019ll begin your appointment with a scan.\u00a0 Lay down on the table and we\u2019ll crank up the power.<\/p>\n

Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Will it hurt?<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come \u2013 <\/strong>Well let\u2019s say you\u2019ll notice a tingling.<\/p>\n

Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\u00a0 Tingling?<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come \u2013 <\/strong>Well, maybe a strong tingling.\u00a0 But it\u2019s done.<\/p>\n

Biden<\/strong> \u2013 What did you find out?<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come \u2013 <\/strong>We were able to see your future.\u00a0 You serve out a second term and after your death you are buried in a grand mausoleum close to the Jefferson Memorial.<\/p>\n

Biden \u2013<\/strong> Hey that sounds pretty good.<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come \u2013 <\/strong>But two years later all of the green energy infrastructure begins to fail and millions of people freeze to death during an extremely cold winter.\u00a0 A million-man march descends on Washington and tears your monument down and drags your body down to the Capitol and uses it like a pinata until there isn\u2019t much left.<\/p>\n

Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Well, that\u2019s not so good.\u00a0 Are you sure about that?<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come \u2013 <\/strong>Yeah, the video was very clear.\u00a0 Would you like to review it?<\/p>\n

Biden<\/strong> \u2013 No.\u00a0 I\u2019ll take your word.\u00a0 Look, this sounds really bad.\u00a0 Maybe I can mend my ways.\u00a0 Can\u2019t I try to fix things?<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come \u2013 <\/strong>Normally we\u2019d try to come up with a remediation plan.\u00a0 And help you to stick by it.\u00a0 But we did a search for your soul.\u00a0 And it\u2019s the darnedest thing, but it\u2019s not there.\u00a0 Over the course of decades, it\u2019s completely evaporated.\u00a0 So really there\u2019s no point.<\/p>\n

Biden<\/strong> \u2013 But how can I have no soul?\u00a0 I\u2019m human.\u00a0 I\u2019m alive.\u00a0 I must have a soul.<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come \u2013 <\/strong>As best we can figure, you\u2019re working strictly by reflexes.\u00a0 It\u2019s pretty remarkable.\u00a0 For instance, your ability to make up lies is unprecedented for someone who\u2019s not even really there anymore.\u00a0 But in terms of redemption, without a soul the concept has no meaning.<\/p>\n

Biden<\/strong> \u2013 But what\u2019s going to happen to me after death.<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come \u2013 <\/strong>There have been cases like this in the past.\u00a0 After your body dies, your soul will recondense and quickly end up in its appropriate home.<\/p>\n

Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Do you know where that will be?<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come \u2013 <\/strong>You\u2019re kidding right?<\/p>\n

Biden<\/strong> \u2013 Well, you never know.\u00a0 Accidents happen right?<\/p>\n

Ghost of Biden Yet to Come \u2013 <\/strong>I\u2019d pack for warm weather if I were you.\u00a0 Bye Joe.<\/p>\n

Exit<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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