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Regular readers of this site know that the appearance of cannibalism is my benchmark for declaring the onset of the apocalypse in the United States.\u00a0 Well, we’re not quite there yet but it has broken out in Haiti<\/a> which is only about a hundred miles from Florida.<\/p>\n

“It is now thought that 80 percent of the Haitian capital is controlled by these gangs.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Describing the violence in the country, a journalist on the ground told Daily Express US that cannibalism has been witnessed on the streets as the violence reaches “unprecedented” levels.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Speaking anonymously, they said: “Haiti is living in a total chaotic situation right now. It is total chaos everywhere, especially in the capital where I am right now.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, well.\u00a0 I seem a lot less crazy now!\u00a0 The fact that the most powerful of the gang leaders is nicknamed “Barbecue” tells you everything you need to know about the future of Haiti.\u00a0 Even around here keep an eye on anyone who gets large deliveries from companies with the letters BBQ anywhere in their names.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Regular readers of this site know that the appearance of cannibalism is my benchmark for declaring the onset of the apocalypse in the United States.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[3005,4454,883],"class_list":["post-27929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events","tag-cannibalism","tag-haiti","tag-zombies"],"yoast_head":"\nCannibalism Returns to the Western Hemisphere - Orion's Cold Fire<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/10\/cannibalism-returns-to-the-western-hemisphere\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Cannibalism Returns to the Western Hemisphere - 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