{"id":28076,"date":"2024-03-18T17:06:51","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T21:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=28076"},"modified":"2024-03-18T17:06:51","modified_gmt":"2024-03-18T21:06:51","slug":"guest-contributor-war-pig-18mar2024-just-give-them-the-keys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/18\/guest-contributor-war-pig-18mar2024-just-give-them-the-keys\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest Contributor &#8211; War Pig &#8211; 18MAR2024 &#8211; Just Give Them the Keys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2024\/03\/15\/world-news\/toronto-police-slammed-for-advising-residents-to-leave-car-keys-within-easy-reach-for-thieves\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Yep, the Canukistani po-po have given up.<\/a> They now tell residents to hang their automobile key f\u00f2bs outside to make it easier for the car thieves to steal your car in hopes they will not go ahead and break in, armed,\u00a0 and decide to take anything else of value including the virtue of any women or girls in the house. 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