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So, Camera Girl is yelling and throwing stuff at me and threatening me with grievous bodily harm if I don\u2019t do some of the things on the honey do list.\u00a0 Most pressing in her mind is raking and disposing of all the leaves in her flower beds.\u00a0 Now this is grunt labor because I\u2019ve never gotten organized.\u00a0 What I should do is rake the leaves onto the lawn and run the mower over them.\u00a0 Because a lot of it is oak leaves this reduces them significantly down in volume and makes disposal much less onerous.<\/p>\n

But I\u2019m just that lazy that coordinating getting the mower ready for use and piling the leaves on the lawn defeats my initiative.\u00a0 So instead I\u2019ll go out there and spend ten hours going through this ritual of backbreaking stooping and scooping the leaves into a garbage pail and hauling them to the edge and hurling them into the bottomless abyss that yawns below the Cliffs of Utter Chagrin.\u00a0 So let me be brief.<\/p>\n

It’s a third beautiful day in a row.\u00a0 No rain. \u00a0No clouds.\u00a0 No wind.\u00a0 The Lord himself is telling me to get up and go outside and<\/p>\n

DO SOMETHING!<\/span><\/p>\n

So thatsa whata I\u2019ma gonna do.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll be back later with something sad or sublime or inspired.<\/p>\n

So please enjoy the morning and we’ll see about later.<\/p>\n

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