{"id":29039,"date":"2024-06-02T08:18:54","date_gmt":"2024-06-02T12:18:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=29039"},"modified":"2024-06-02T08:17:23","modified_gmt":"2024-06-02T12:17:23","slug":"biden-replacing-harris-on-2024-ticket-with-upgrade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/02\/biden-replacing-harris-on-2024-ticket-with-upgrade\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden Replacing Harris on 2024 Ticket with Upgrade (H\/T to ZMan)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sensing that he needs to shake-up his campaign Joe Biden announces a new running mate.\u00a0 At the press conference announcing his choice Biden said, &#8220;Mr. Tan will bring competence and professionalism to the ticket and any worries that people might have had about Kamala being a heartbeat away from the presidency will be relieved when they realize that Mr. Tan will drive over to the White House in his golf cart, day or night and hit the ground running.\u00a0 And finally he will put to rest all those stereotypes about orange man being bad.\u00a0 This orange man is very, very good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Orangutan Driving Golf Cart\" width=\"783\" height=\"587\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RZ_0ImDYrPY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Reached for comment, Kamala was heard to say.\u00a0 Well, how can I compete with those mad skills?\u00a0 Then she burst out laughing hysterically and locked herself in the bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sensing that he needs to shake-up his campaign Joe Biden announces a new running mate.\u00a0 At the press conference announcing his choice Biden said, &#8220;Mr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2945,288],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biden-humor","category-humor"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.4 - 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