{"id":29091,"date":"2024-06-07T13:27:50","date_gmt":"2024-06-07T17:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=29091"},"modified":"2024-06-07T13:27:50","modified_gmt":"2024-06-07T17:27:50","slug":"guest-contributor-nostradumass-07jun2024-tick-tock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/07\/guest-contributor-nostradumass-07jun2024-tick-tock\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest Contributor &#8211; Nostradumass &#8211; 07JUN2024 &#8211; Tick Tock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just one more of the \u201cThings I Can\u2019t Kontrol\u201d (TICK)<br \/>\nand that TICKs me off.<\/p>\n<p>such as:<\/p>\n<p>Fairness in politics (TICK)<br \/>\nCongressional Republican Leaders I can trust (TICK)<br \/>\nBiden telling the truth (TICK)<br \/>\nBiden not shitting his pants in front of world leaders (TICK)<br \/>\nA secure border (TICK)<br \/>\nTeachers that do not teach dogma (TICK)<br \/>\nFBI that is non-partisan (TICK)<br \/>\nIRS that is non-partisan (TICK)<br \/>\na free and fair election (TICK)<br \/>\nDOJ that does it\u2019s job (TICK)<\/p>\n<p>with all this ticking, the \u201cBiden\u2019s Our Mental Buffoon\u201d (BOMB) is sure to go off soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just one more of the \u201cThings I Can\u2019t Kontrol\u201d (TICK) and that TICKs me off. such as: Fairness in politics (TICK) Congressional Republican Leaders I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2945,1489,288,4578],"tags":[3193,1596,4579],"class_list":["post-29091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biden-humor","category-guest-contributors","category-humor","category-nostradumass","tag-biden-humor","tag-guest-contributors","tag-nostradumass"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Guest Contributor - Nostradumass - 07JUN2024 - Tick Tock - Orion&#039;s Cold Fire<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/07\/guest-contributor-nostradumass-07jun2024-tick-tock\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Guest Contributor - Nostradumass - 07JUN2024 - Tick Tock - Orion&#039;s Cold Fire\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Just one more of the \u201cThings I Can\u2019t Kontrol\u201d (TICK) and that TICKs me off. such as: Fairness in politics (TICK) Congressional Republican Leaders I\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/07\/guest-contributor-nostradumass-07jun2024-tick-tock\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Orion&#039;s Cold Fire\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2024-06-07T17:27:50+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"photog\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@orionscoldfire\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@orionscoldfire\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"photog\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/07\/guest-contributor-nostradumass-07jun2024-tick-tock\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/07\/guest-contributor-nostradumass-07jun2024-tick-tock\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"photog\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/#\/schema\/person\/d11e80f83f3825ce9fe38a5303eb64d3\"},\"headline\":\"Guest Contributor &#8211; 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